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4colorjob

33 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Nov 28, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I used to work as an assistant to famous people. That was horrible. I wanted to be a writer. Now I am a writer and it's only slightly-less horrible. I need an assistant.
What I’m doing with my life
I write graphic novels for money and movies for fame.
I’m really good at
Escorting a woman in heels. Critiquing pancakes/coffee. Using a deck of cards. Making up a lot of silly, nerdy bullshit for money. Texting.
The first things people usually notice about me
My suit. (If I am wearing a suit. Otherwise, the fact that I am naked.)
The six things I could never do without
I love sandwiches. And reading books and watching movies. And sleight-of-hand. And karaoke. Surely, I could live without these things, but would life be WORTH living? Also, I really love walking around Los Angeles. Which IS possible. You just need a book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People never say "goodbye" when they hang up phones on TV and in movies. Seriously, what is up with that? You'd think the actor would just do it out of habit. I think about that all the time. That, and death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a movie and paying close attention to how characters end their phone-calls. Or out seeing a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was recently listed as one of the top 10 sexiest comic-book-creators of the year. Now, before you go accusing me of humble-bragging, let me assure you, the reality is profoundly more embarrassing than you imagine. The paragraph about me was written in such an unbelievably creepy way (and by a straight man, making it extra-weird) that in some states it would qualify as a sex-crime. It is unlikely I'll ever let you read it. I didn't even tell most of my friends. I don't know why I'm telling you. Don't tell anyone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like breakfast for dinner.