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  • Ages 25-35
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Last online
Nov 28, 2013
5' 11" (1.80m)
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English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to work as an assistant to famous people. That was horrible. I wanted to be a writer. Now I am a writer and it's only slightly-less horrible. I need an assistant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write graphic novels for money and movies for fame.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Escorting a woman in heels. Critiquing pancakes/coffee. Using a deck of cards. Making up a lot of silly, nerdy bullshit for money. Texting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My suit. (If I am wearing a suit. Otherwise, the fact that I am naked.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I love sandwiches. And reading books and watching movies. And sleight-of-hand. And karaoke. Surely, I could live without these things, but would life be WORTH living? Also, I really love walking around Los Angeles. Which IS possible. You just need a book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People never say "goodbye" when they hang up phones on TV and in movies. Seriously, what is up with that? You'd think the actor would just do it out of habit. I think about that all the time. That, and death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie and paying close attention to how characters end their phone-calls. Or out seeing a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was recently listed as one of the top 10 sexiest comic-book-creators of the year. Now, before you go accusing me of humble-bragging, let me assure you, the reality is profoundly more embarrassing than you imagine. The paragraph about me was written in such an unbelievably creepy way (and by a straight man, making it extra-weird) that in some states it would qualify as a sex-crime. It is unlikely I'll ever let you read it. I didn't even tell most of my friends. I don't know why I'm telling you. Don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
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you like breakfast for dinner.