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27 Roswell, GA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My favorite beginning for any day so far was pulling an all-night painting session and then driving to Chic-fil-a to eat a chicken biscuit on the hood of my car while watching the sunrise, or it might have when I pulled an all-nighter watching Adult Swim and then spent the entire day as an extra during the filming of Secretariat laughing my ass off with a friend.
I know that was a convoluted sentence, but the point is that my favorite days usually begin around noon and then end 36 hours later.

Other than that, you should know that I'm an absurdly optimistic idealist about the important things and apparently too cynical about everything else. I'm a sweet-hearted, kinky-loving, idea-consuming individual. If you care deeply but don't take life seriously we'll get along like fish and chips.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying it. Oh yeah, and I'm applying to a 2 year art/design program that I couldn't be more excited about, but that kinda falls under the first point.

*UPDATE*- I got accepted!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, laughing, and being funny (if you like corny puns, sarcasm, or absurdity)

I have a knack for painting and drawing as well, though the results are never planned
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh, sense of humor, or (occasionally) eyes; but ultimately it's that I'm "weird." I don't think like a normal person, which some people love and some people find intimidating.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Neil Gaiman, Michael Crichton, John Scalzi, Jack London, David Wong, Phillip K Dick, Robert Heinlein, etc

If you're reading this, send a message telling me one movie you could re-watch forever and why. I have a few, but Contact tops the list

Cartoons are the best tv (but MST3K is just as good if not better, thanks for reminding me (you know who you are (how many parentheses can I nest in each other?(4))))

There are no foods that I dislike, only foods for which I am or am not in the mood. I love living in an area where I can drive to almost any type of food I want in 20 minutes or less

They Might Be Giants, Gojira, Bob Dylan, Dethklok, Regina Spektor, Budos Band, Danger Mouse, MF Doom, Ratatat, Psychostick, Leon Redbone, Screeching Weasel, The Hush Sound, Michna, Rusko, Richard Cheese, The Seatbelts, Ray Charles, and more that don't come to mind just now
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A source of new ideas
-Chemical X
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the world works, what it was that I forgot *this* time, funny comebacks, where I'd like to go in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, party, or movie with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can write with my left hand! But not my right. At least, not well with my right. I'm left-handed would, I guess, be the bullet-point to take away from this particular box.
You should message me if
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You get bored easily or you're interesting