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29 M Denver, CO

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Asian, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on space camp
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Sanskrit (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Moved from NYC some time back. Looking to meet new people and be totally awesome all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Former government geologist (published OMG), restaurant owner/chef, truck driver...

However, these days I work a job I don't hate while going to CU Denver get a (more practical) degree. Dont want to be a broke ass forever, you know?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Identifying rocks
-creating awesome food
-stringed instruments
-catching balls or hitting balls with objects
-lifting heavy things
The first things people usually notice about me
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My cell phone holster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Love non-fiction; Science, history, you name it
Also I have been known to enjoy sci-fi and other nerdy stuff i could debate you for hours about.

Movies: Tremors, Groundhog Day, and anything with a Werner Herzog voiceover

Shows: Bob's Burgers, venture bros, Silicon Valley, TPB, anything with a David Attenborough voiceover

Music: Its hard for me to identify my musical tastes anymore but I will say that there was a time in my life when i was reeeeaaallyyy into Primus (just like every other teenager with a bass guitar). The last three BIG shows I've seen have been Danzig, GWAR, and David Byrne. Also I went to UMass so I automatically love the Pixies. Also the first instrument I learned to play was the banjo. So take this all as you will.

Food: There is nothing i wont put in my mouth and swallow. Except maybe shellfish. eww.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
brown liquor
low-wattage lightbulbs
my terrible truck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traffic light synchronization.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm just as happy sitting at a bar as i am netflix-ing on the couch or freezing in a tent somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I could hook up with any celebrity, it would probably be Flo from progressive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You think I'm rad.

One of my favorite things to do is to sit at a bar and drink lots of cheap drinks while talking to a complete stranger. You should message me if you would like to be that stranger.

Bonus points if you're tall, because I am into that.