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33 Chantilly, VA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Pacific Islander, White
Relationship Type
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Has kid(s)
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to rock out, get high (on life), discover shit, be cool, and all that.

I'm pretty much the gnarliest person I know so I'm thinking (hoping) to find somebody who thinks I'm as cool as I do. And I think you're cool too.



I am fucking, wide eyed, and bushy tailed
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Awesome stuff, trust me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
failing (not falling) and making it funny (falling is not funny).

taking a joke (not so much telling jokes).


if you know what i mean.


The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hope it's my smile...or if you're cute and you catch me on the blue line...the totally rehearsed gaze, look down, gaze again method of flirting i learned from some corny magazine i read long ago. i don't think it works. hmmphf.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Game of Thrones!, Chaos Walking series, Enders game, Hunger Games, Twilight book, Harry Potter...any good sci-fi or fantasy books. i also like books about serial killers and child molesters...crazy people fascinate me. recently, i have been buying books about reading body language careful, i can see right through you.
Movies: I have way too many favorites but here are some movies I have seen recently that I love:

Antichrist - if you don't mind all of the psycho sex and baby death, the movie was filmed beautifully.

Strings - You HAVE to see this film, its like Lord Of The Rings, but different and with puppets. Just as epic though, if you ask me.

Old Boy - Lock a man up for 15 years then manipulate him into falling in love with his daughter...torture, insanity, incest, kind of movie.

Some all timers: Neverending Story, Once Were Warriors, Inglorious Basterds, Whale Riders, Twilight Saga!!!!!! (shut up), The Princess Bride, A Tale Of Two Sisters, Ju-on...I love thrillers, horror, and stories of insanity...comedy's are fun too, done right.
Music - Endless Dark, Dimma, For A Minor Reflection, Agent Fresco, Metric, Muse, The Gossip, The Kin, The XX, The Movement, Hecuba, Sigur Ros, Beirut, Wilco, Beach House, The Shins, Pheonix, Ladytron, Matt & Kim, Ladyhawke, Keane, The Knife, The Crystal Method, M83, Goldfrap, Fever Ray, Dirty Projectors, Cage The Elephant, Yeasayer, The Walkman, White Lies, Hanni El Khatib, MGMT, Bjork, Cut Copy, Beautiful Small Machines, Meiko, Gang Gang Dance, The Knife, Sia, Florence and The Machine, Zola Jesus, Alice In Chains, and so on.
Food - mexican (the real shit like taco bell!), burmese (yummy peanut tasting crunchy stuff!), vietnamese (banh mi!).....HOWEVER, I just watched Food Inc. and i'm very very close to going vegan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, sex and music.

Only 3 but I'm not very needy...of anything really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My happiness and the happiness of those around me. My son's future. Space and Time. 2012. Sex. Taxidermy. My blog and being dissapointed in myself for not posting as much as I would like.

Being in love. I'm kind of ready for it.

Truthfully...I think of lots of shit all at the same time, it's a bit overwhelming. ADD. I meditate to calm myself...I prefer to think of nothing. It just feels better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Live music seeing.
Zombie slaying.
Easy Vaping.
Hunting for dead animals in surrounding parks and woody areas.
typically, i like to be at home on fridays, because im so tired, and if for some reason im out for fun, its on saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No chance.
You should message me if
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You're looking to be in a healthy drama free relationship. If you prefer to be "just friends" first. If laying in bed, with an open window, in the middle of the day, reading books and chatting sounds romantic to you. If you want to ride bikes through the city while the cherry blossoms are blooming. If you like used book stores. You have or found some fresh smallish dead animals that you want to give me for art...or ideas on how to improve my mad artist laboratory. you wear skinny jeans...i drool over a hot guy in skinny jeans. ma-ma-ma-man candy!

I'm also hoping to met some new friends to see live music with and the occasional art show, culture festival, beach trip, or slumber party.

Really...if you think i'm it.