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42 / M / Straight / Single

New Berlin, Wisconsin

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Last Online
May 18
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Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
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English

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My self-summary
Playing board games. Illusion
Playing scrabble and whipping you at it even though you are a better speller. Magic

Talking to you and you talking to me. Illusion
Listening to you and you listening to me. Magic

Holding hands. Illusion
Holding YOUR hand. Magic

Staying in a hotel together. Illusion.
Staying in a hotel and somehow you start the garbage on fire. Magic

Dancing with you. Illusion
You asking me to dance right after I thought, “I’d really like to dance with you” Magic

Getting a call or text from you. Illusion
Feeling my heart skip a beat when you call or text. Magic

Sex together. Illusion
Fierce ms competition. Magic

Modifying the puzzle pieces so they seem to fit. Illusion
Putting the puzzle pieces together and realizing they fit. Magic

You having a key to an area of my heart. Illusion
You having a master key to every area of my heart; feeling all the doors unlock at once and listening to the guards tell me they all quit. Unnerving but Magic

You being perfect. Illusion
You being perfect for me. Magic

Looking at other women and pretending I’m not interested. Illusion
Looking at other women and knowing they can’t compare to you. Magic

Everything going great for you and you thinking you’re all that. Illusion
Everything going great for you and you thinking you’re all that and then you smackin’ yourself so you get a big bruise. Magic

Listening to music together. Illusion
Listening to passionate lyrics accompanied by music together. Magic

Pretending you left an earring at my place. Illusion
Admitting you left an earring on purpose. Magic

Buying an outfit I think you’ll look good in. Illusion
Realizing whatever you wear, you look good (It's not the clothes stupid, it's her). Magic

You asking me when I’ll be home. Illusion
You asking me when I’ll be home because you locked yourself out. Magic

You getting my attention. Illusion
You whistling across a parking lot and me recognizing your whistle and turning to see you. Magic

Getting an email from you. Illusion
Getting an email from you when you are on a different continent without a phone. Magic

Getting a note from you. Illusion
Looking at your handwriting and feeling your soul in a note. Magic

Giving flowers TO you. Illusion
Getting exotic flowers FROM you. Magic

You wanting me to help you, and knowing I should help you, but not really wanting to help you. Illusion
Wanting to help you anyway that I can and looking for new ways to help you, even though you insist that I don’t help you. Magic

Winning the spelling bee. Illusion
Losing the spelling bee with incredible style. Magic

Saying the right thing. Illusion
Saying the right thing at the right time. Magic

Helping me move. Illusion
Helping me move and working like the FBI is about to raid the place any second. Magic

Taking my clothes off. Illusion
Rubbing your leg against mine, while kissing me, taking off my tie with one hand and my belt off with the other hand (I think you're part monkey). Magic

Buying a gift for you. Illusion
Getting you gifts from pearls to corn cob holders because I want to. Magic

Realizing I made a mistake and saying I’m sorry. Illusion
Realizing I made a mistake with YOU. Magic

Liking your hair. Illusion
Not caring that your hair is really gray. Magic

Fighting with you and coming to a peace agreement like they have in the Middle East. Illusion
Fighting with you and seeing your point and you seeing my point. Magic

Having coffee or drinks together. Illusion
Realizing when coffee is in order and knowing when to switch to drinks. Magic

Spending time together. Illusion
Feeling time speed up while I’m with you and then feeling it slow down when we're apart. Magic

Holding you at night. Illusion
Becoming a pretzel with you at night. Magic

Dressing up for Halloween. Illusion
Not knowing what each other is going to wear for Halloween and then seeing each other in costume and we look perfect together. Then keeping the costumes on during ms. Magic

Talking about you. Illusion
Talking about you to complete strangers and them realizing how I feel about you. Magic

Talking about sex. Illusion
Telling me that you are very shallow and want sex all the time. Illusion

Waiting for your call. Illusion
Being very tired but putting my phone by my ear in case I fall asleep so I don’t miss your call. Magic

Looking at you while you sleep. Illusion
Watching you sleep and listening to you snore and being happy you’re finally getting some rest. Magic

Learning a new word. Illusion
Learning a new word from you. Magic

Thinking about you hours after you’ve left. Illusion
Tasting you hours after you’ve left. Magic

Hearing good and bad news from you. Illusion
Being the first to hear good and bad news from you. Magic

Wishing I cared about you more. Illusion
Wishing I didn’t care about you so much. Magic

Getting a CD with some songs on it from you. Illusion
Getting a CD that you made for me. Magic

Getting a surprise from you. Illusion
Closing my eyes and holding out my hands for a surprise and then realizing that you are the surprise. Magic

Talking with you about the future. Illusion
Dreaming with you about our future. Magic

You wanting to look nice. Illusion
You wanting to look nice for me and asking my opinion. Magic

You wondering what I’m doing tonight. Illusion
You wondering if my blonde head will be on your pillow tonight. Magic

You knowing what a first down is. Illusion
You not knowing what a first down is, but being able to catch and throw a football. Magic

Me telling you about a book. Illusion
Me telling you about a book and you pulling the same book off your bookshelf and you telling me about it. Magic

Staying up late talking. Illusion
Staying up late until the birds come out and the sun comes up realizing that we stayed up too late, talking again. Magic

Going to bed early. Illusion
Going to bed early after eating popcorn and watching a movie together. Magic

Tolerating your big chest and big butt. Illusion
Enjoying that you have no chest and a perfect butt. Magic

Sitting next to me while talking. Illusion
Sitting on my lap while talking. Magic

Waking me up when you get home. Illusion
Waking me up when you get home and thinking I’m still dreaming. Magic

Doing my favorite thing in the bedroom. Illusion
Doing your favorite thing in the bedroom. Magic

Knowing what you smell like. Illusion
Liking what you smell like. Magic

Seeing you in a cool pair of sunglasses. Illusion
Seeing you in a dorky pair of sunglasses. Magic

Getting cards for each other. Illusion
Looking at cards together in the store and laughing at the funny ones and making fun of the sappy ones. Magic

Hearing about your day. Illusion
Hearing about your day and actually caring and being intellectually stimulated. Magic

You going down on me. Illusion
You going down on me and realizing that you don’t want to stop. Magic

Getting a gift from you. Illusion
You surprising me by getting something very important of mine fixed that was broken. Magic

Finding your stuff all over the place. Illusion
Finding your hair all over the place. Magic

Trying hard to explain something to you and you sort of understanding. Illusion
Telling you something ONCE and expecting I’m going to have to keep explaining it but you telling me “I get it”. Magic

Talk about eating healthy. Illusion
Actually eating healthy. Magic
Actually eating a big double cheeseburger with onions. Magic

Watching you get ready. Illusion
Watching you get ready while you think you know what you’re doing and the disaster you create in the process. Magic

Shoes. Illusion
Shoes, shoes and more shoes, even books on shoes. Magic

Understanding you’re upset by what you’re saying. Illusion
Understanding you’re upset by giving me that look. Yes...that look. Anything but that look. Magic

Getting something free. Illusion
Knowing everything has a cost. Magic

Going out for dinner and a conversation. Illusion
Frantically writing on napkins or placemats while eating dinner. Magic

Recognizing the sound of your voice. Illusion
Recognizing the sound of your walk. Magic

Looking at your hair. Illusion
Looking at your jbf hair. Magic

Doing the dishes for you. Illusion
Wanting to do the dishes for you. Magic

Red Sox, Cubs, Braves, Dodgers... Illusion
Yankees. Magic

Singing with passion. Illusion
Whitney Houston. Magic

Writing music. Illusion
Pachelbel's Canon. Magic

Cartoons. Illusion
Peanuts. Magic

In the bed. Illusion
On the desk. Magic

Getting things done. Illusion
Getting things done and then clapping your hands and showing your palms. Magic

Sense of humor. Illusion
Perfectly timed sarcasm. Magic

Realizing I get to spend a lifetime with you. Illusion
Realizing that a lifetime is not long enough with you. Magic

Destination. Illusion
Journey. Magic

Looking for something that you’ll never find. Illusion
Finding something you were never looking for. Magic

I am 9, 19, and 39
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 34–48
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating