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5BsOnEvans

31 Mississauga, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh hai. If you're looking at this profile, then obviously you've either checked out a hundred other guys and found nothing to your liking, or you just started and stumbled across me. Lucky you.

I'm going to try my damndest not to bore the shit out of you and keep you reading right to the bottom of the page.

Challenge accepted.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying the hell out of it. I manage a restaurant in Mississauga that is literally around the corner from my place.
Laziness?

No.

Awesomeness?

Fuck yes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, going with the flow, and finding fun in everyday activities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyebrows. Usually because one is cocked in a "Seriously?" kind of expression. If I'm not sporting said expression, then I suppose one would notice my eyes, which are big and brownish.. Ok maybe hazel? Kind of like Bambi, but less lame and more bipedal.

Otherwise, I guess you'd notice my taller-than-average stature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Moneyball, Biographies in general.
Movies: American History X, Superbad, Major League.
TV: Big Bang, Glee, House.
Food: Pasta, Fajitas, Fresh chicken fingers?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone, my ipod, my toothbrush, my friends, my family, and ummmmmmm.. baseball. Go Jays, Go!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get where I want to go, (you can choose whether I mean geographically or metaphorically. I'm willing to let you take the wheel on that one).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, working in the restaurant biz means that my weekends are occasionally screwed, but I always find time for my friends and other important people. Would you like to be an important person? Because I'll totally find time for you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to some very questionable music. I have the kind of playlists that would embarrass most people, but you know what? I don't care. Not at all. Miley Cyrus has her moments, okay?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like hanging out with a sarcastic kind of guy who will probably make you laugh and wants to show you a good time.

Not in a sexual way...

...necessarily.

No honestly, if you need another laid back, kind of cool guy in your life, then press that reply button down there. The blue one...

Down here ˅