5BsOnEvans
33 Brampton, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
Oh hai. If you're looking at this profile, then obviously you've either checked out a hundred other guys and found nothing to your liking, or you just started and stumbled across me. Lucky you.

I'm going to try my damndest not to bore the shit out of you and keep you reading right to the bottom of the page.

Challenge accepted.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the hell out of it.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, going with the flow, and finding fun in everyday activities.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows. Usually because one is cocked in a "Seriously?" kind of expression. If I'm not sporting said expression, then I suppose one would notice my eyes, which are big and brownish.. Ok maybe hazel? Kind of like Bambi, but less lame and more bipedal.

Otherwise, I guess you'd notice my taller-than-average stature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Moneyball, Biographies in general.
Movies: American History X, Superbad, Major League.
TV: Big Bang, Glee, House.
Food: Pasta, Fajitas, Fresh chicken fingers?
The six things I could never do without
My phone, my ipod, my toothbrush, my friends, my family, and ummmmmmm.. baseball. Go Jays, Go!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get where I want to go, (you can choose whether I mean geographically or metaphorically. I'm willing to let you take the wheel on that one).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to some very questionable music. I have the kind of playlists that would embarrass most people, but you know what? I don't care. Not at all. Miley Cyrus has her moments, okay?
You should message me if
You feel like hanging out with a sarcastic kind of guy who will probably make you laugh and wants to show you a good time.

Not in a sexual way...

...necessarily.

No honestly, if you need another laid back, kind of cool guy in your life, then press that reply button down there. The blue one...

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