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5L1mm

28 / M / straight / Single

Palm Beach Gardens, Florida

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 5" (1.95m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Languages
English

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I am tall, dark, and punctual.

My Self-Summary

lets face it, i can type a whole lot of things here, and you can read it.
that wont tell you who i am.
it wont tell you if your going to like me?
it wont tell you if im going to like you.

theres really only one way to find that out.

However, i am occasionally upset by the lack of variety in my friends.
every now and then i want to go do something, and none of my friends are into it, so i dont go, cause i dont wanna go alone. I will list them here, if you are they type of person who would like to join me on one of these particular tasks then let me know.
-11-23-09 garrison keillor at the kravis center.
-3-10 WMC (winter music conference is coming up, and my friends never go, so i def need someone whos down to carpool to miami and throw down some proper shenanigans)
-no particular date, an alter ego event. i dont own anything that fits the dresscode, and im secretly hoping one day that someone will convince me to give it a try
-id like to ride my bike downtown tonight, and get a cigar, relax on a leather recliner, and ponder

What I’m doing with my life

so i was saving up for a house, but then i broke the differential in my old car (long story) so i bought a 2006 mazda 3 witch is pretty much completely awesome.
sept the last guy that owned it before me was a douchebag.
im slowly reversing the damage hes done.

I’m really good at

building things, i love it, i built my car, and most of my furniture gets built or modified.
im almost done my freeking engine!!!
it goes in my car before winter is over.
edit.
i am done said freeking engine, its in, and gets a little worse gas milage, but i like horses, they make me squeal.

ive been told im better than crap at dancing
ive also heard im pretty decent at food (ive been eating it for a wile now, so im well practiced)

and a few other things that i dont want to admit in public cause im afraid i might be abused for them.

The first things people usually notice about me

im tall, (dont askme about basketball)
and my car looks like its sponsored by redbull.
i hate it, i wanted it to be blue and yellow, but when i got to the store to pick up paint, they didnt have the yellow i wanted, so i got the silver instead.
and as soon as i pulled off the tape, and saw the silver on the blue i was like "ah-fuck" and sure enough, ive heard "redbull" way too many times.

im kinda asexual, and i wonder if thats because im unapproachable, so i figured that i might put that here, that "i may seem unapproachable"

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

BOOKS: im into educational books (as weird as that sounds)i cant seem to read a story just to read a story, but i can read about quantum physics, safe investing, and economics witch are 3 of the topics covered in the more recent books ive read.
MOVIES: i tend to watch allot of movies, i cant stand horror movies anymore (anything tense) i dont have the patience for them.
i believe i may have seen my share of horror in my life, and i dont wish to feel horrified anymore.
MUSIC: you wont like the music i like, ive accepted that allready.
FOOD: i love food! especially eating it. do you have some?

The six things I could never do without

something to start a fire
a decent wok
a sharp set of knives
a sharp axe
a set of chopsticks
and a good pair of boots,

that should be good for survival.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

"whats on the internet, that could possibly so awesome it keeps my attention"
"what can i do to be productive?"
"is it better to be alone or unhappy?"

On a typical Friday night I am

my schedule is actually a bit too f*cked to guess what i might be doing on a friday.
it may or maynot contain all or some of the following, but is not limited to the following;
working
relaxing
getting drunk
dancing my ass off
working on my car
in bed early
squeezin one off
sitting on the innerwebz
researching some harebrained scheme
harassing my neighbors
making an ass out of myself
off in some other state (usually making an ass out of myself)
watching a movie
etc.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

meh, im a bit of a nerd.
i find nerds, and dorks sexy.

i cant spell to save my life.

i usually act a little boring at first because im not sure if my actual personality will scare you.(grew up outside of baltimore, some of the manorisms i picked up are harmless, but to the inexperienced they may not seem so)

You should message me if

you know how many pancakes can be stacked on the north side of a doghouse.

you can talk nerdy to me

you wanna go to space in miami this Saturday night, or perhaps panama hatties rumbar this Thursday,

you wanna go cycling next sunday morning

you think you can teach me something that i might want to learn.

you think there is a possibility you may be able to teach me something that i may not think i want to learn, but perhaps, should know.(excluding religious, and political beliefs)

you saw something in my profile that made you squeel with delight, filled you with rage, or caused you to ponder something deeply.