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5oakanne

33 F Clawson, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:34pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm quirky. I'm smart, but I definitely have dumb moments. I'm pretty laid back when I'm in a familiar environment. I get a little antsy when I'm in unfamiliar territory. I feel like I'm very shy, but I come across as very outgoing. I'm honest and respectful.

I'm a bit of a homebody. I enjoy hanging around the house and relaxing. With that being said, I also do enjoy going out and socializing with my friends.

I'm left-handed, which of course means I have super powers.

I'm short, which of course means I'm fairly good at burrowing myself into small confined places.

I'm pretty funny, which means I'm skilled in making people shoot milk out of their noses. This last one is actually an exaggeration. I cannot recollect ever making someone shoot milk out of their nose. I shall make a note to try harder to actually achieve this status.

I'm a mom, which means once again that I have super powers. At least she seems to think so most of the time.

I work for the government. What do I do for the government? I'm not at liberty to say. That's a lie. I can say, but it sounds much cooler if I pretend I can't. ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
I work full-time doing what other people find to be extremely boring, but it amuses me and that's what matters. When I'm not working at the office, I'm working at home as a single mother. That job amuses me as well. :-)
I’m really good at
Being a nerd. I love Star Wars and science magazines. I'm also good at making people laugh. I'm really good at finding things too. Missing a piece of jewelry? Call me and I can probably find it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and how short I am. I never realize I'm short until someone else points it out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all genres of books, but non-fiction is my favorite. I realize that is still rather vague, but my reading interests are all over the map. One week I might be reading a sci-fi novel and the next a memoir by some random person from halfway around the world. It's whatever strikes my fancy at the time. Nerd alert: I'm in a book club. I just started a couple of months ago. So far I have no complaints as the book selections have been quite interesting.

Movies: The Hangover, Old School, The Heat, Pitch Perfect, pretty much anything Marvel, Aliens (not to be confused with Alien), Predator, Tombstone, Rudy, Love Actually...the list goes on and on.

TV...I'm not much of a television watcher unless it's really a quality show. The following list is made up of some of the greatest entertainment ever...The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Modern Family.

Music: My taste in music is pretty much all over the map. The only genre I really don't care for is Polka. I absolutely love movie scores and many different classical pieces. Some of my favorite bands/singers: Kings of Leon, CCR, AC/DC, OneRepublic, Aqualung, William Fitzsimmons, Sufjan Stevens, U2, Matt and Kim, Passion Pit.

Food: anything really. I will not eat seafood or mushrooms though.
The six things I could never do without
1) My child
2) Water
3) The Internet
4) Toothpaste
5) Need a toothbrush to go with the toothpaste.
6) Curiosity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything! I spend most of my time thinking about my future and what direction I'm choosing to go. How to better myself, what hobby I should take up...you know, the regular stuff. Currently I've also been thinking about adopting a puppy.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either at home relaxing, or out with friends. Activities range from going to the movies, out to the bar, bon fires, game nights, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to watch scary movies during the day because even the corny ones scare the crap out of me. :-)
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are kind, respectful and honest.

You want to know more about me, or feel I should know more about you.

I'm looking for someone who has a good sense of humor. I had no idea this was such as issue. It's important to be silly sometimes and have the ability to let loose. Also, you will score extra brownie points if you not only enjoy playing board games, but are quite competitive while playing them. :-)

NO THREESOMES.