I'm a bit of a homebody. I enjoy hanging around the house and relaxing. With that being said, I also do enjoy going out and socializing with my friends.
I'm left-handed, which of course means I have super powers.
I'm short, which of course means I'm fairly good at burrowing myself into small confined places.
I'm pretty funny, which means I'm skilled in making people shoot milk out of their noses. This last one is actually an exaggeration. I cannot recollect ever making someone shoot milk out of their nose. I shall make a note to try harder to actually achieve this status.
I'm a mom, which means once again that I have super powers. At least she seems to think so most of the time.
I work for the government. What do I do for the government? I'm not at liberty to say. That's a lie. I can say, but it sounds much cooler if I pretend I can't. ;-)