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5oakanne

33 F Clawson, MI

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 30–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:03am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm quirky. I'm smart, but I definitely have dumb moments. I'm pretty laid back when I'm in a familiar environment. I feel like I'm very shy, but I come across as very outgoing. I'm honest and respectful.

I'm a bit of a homebody. I enjoy hanging around the house and relaxing. With that being said, I also do enjoy going out and socializing with my friends.

I'm left-handed, which of course means I have super powers.

I'm short, which of course means I'm fairly good at burrowing myself into small confined places.

I'm pretty funny, which means I'm skilled in making people shoot milk out of their noses. This last one is actually an exaggeration. I cannot recollect ever making someone shoot milk out of their nose. I shall make a note to try harder to actually achieve this status.

I'm a mom to a nine-year-old, which means once again that I have super powers. At least she seems to think so most of the time.

I work for the government. What do I do for the government? I'm not at liberty to say. That's a lie. I can say, but it sounds much cooler if I pretend I can't. ;-)

I exercise six days a week. I'm proud of the work I've put in. I no longer eat meat, and watch what I put in my body on a daily basis, I must admit though that sweets still find their way in sometimes. I have a big soft spot for cookies and cake. :-)

Last winter I started to get into hiking, which has turned into a bit of a hobby. It would be great to find a hiking buddy.

If any of this sounds like you, then you should probably message me. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full-time doing what other people find to be extremely boring, but it amuses me and that's what matters. When I'm not working at the office, I'm working at home as a momma. That job amuses me as well. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a nerd. I love Star Wars and science magazines. I'm also good at making people laugh. I'm good at board games as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile and how short I am. I never realize I'm short until someone else points it out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all genres of books, but non-fiction is my favorite. I realize that is still rather vague, but my reading interests are all over the map. One week I might be reading a sci-fi novel and the next a memoir by some random person from halfway around the world. It's whatever strikes my fancy at the time. Nerd alert: I'm in a book club. I just started a couple of months ago. So far I have no complaints as the book selections have been quite interesting.

Movies: The Hangover, Old School, The Heat, Pitch Perfect, pretty much anything Marvel, Aliens (not to be confused with Alien), Predator, Tombstone, Rudy, Love Actually...the list goes on and on.

TV...I'm not much of a television watcher unless it's really a quality show. The following list is made up of some of the greatest entertainment ever...The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Modern Family.

Music: My taste in music is pretty much all over the map. The only genre I really don't care for is Polka. I absolutely love movie scores and many different classical pieces. Some of my current favorite bands/singers: Jamestown Revival, Lord Huron, Kings of Leon, The Civil Wars, CCR, OneRepublic, Aqualung, Sufjan Stevens, Matt and Kim, Passion Pit.

Food: anything really, as long as it does not contain meat or mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My child
2) Water
3) The Internet
4) Toothpaste
5) Need a toothbrush to go with the toothpaste.
6) Curiosity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything! What my kid is going to say about the condition we left the planet in for them. What is my zombie plan of action? When I am going to write my research paper on whether or not spiders can smell fear? Will my daughter keep her amazing sense of humor and compassionate heart throughout her whole life, and how I can help ensure this? Why would anyone choose ice cream over frozen custard...it's like night and day!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either at home relaxing, or out with friends. Activities range from going to the movies, out to the bar, bon fires, game nights, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have to watch scary movies during the day because even the corny ones scare the crap out of me. :-)
You should message me if
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You are kind, respectful and honest.

You want to know more about me, or feel I should know more about you.

I'm looking for someone who has a good sense of humor. I had no idea this was such as issue. It's important to be silly sometimes and have the ability to let loose. Also, you will score extra brownie points if you not only enjoy playing board games, but are quite competitive while playing them. :-)