Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My
elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen,
you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's
a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper
than a doctor." So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes
it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up
and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot
and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You
have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks.Thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart." That evening while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be
fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good
measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.
He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the
results. The computer then prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your tennis elbow will
never get better!
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
I am new, friendly, and muscular