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31 M London, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Sep 3, 2006
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
When drinking
Christianity, and very serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results. The computer then prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your tennis elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

I am new, friendly, and muscular
What I’m doing with my life
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Wanna be a fire fighter Devoted Christian Makin friends with people i don't know
I’m really good at
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i'm kinda good at anything i really try at, like biking and hockey and football and wreastling
The first things people usually notice about me
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my shoulders or my smile i dunno u tell me i kinda look like Tie Domi ice eyes and i don't talk much is that to many things???
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fav book is Muscle car Mag fav movie dude wheres my car it never gets old and fight club i like green day and nickleback
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
umm i dunno i do without alot as is so probally my job and my apartment and my deoderant lol pellet gun, my friends, my uncle dave who kinda looks after me since my family is gone, water and food umm am i allowed to put sex here??? and my bed hehehe with its silk sheets woo hoo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
lol sex hehehe i think everyone thinks about that though

Why did jesus choose to die for us??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i dunno ask me somthin privite and i'll tell u i have 2 peircings
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you like open minded people cars and arent afraid to talk about major issues with the world