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5timersclub

34 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:35pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible, Queer, Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I assume most likes I get are from people who haven't read my profile. Let me know if that's not the case.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my way through all the Final Fantasies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Multitasking.
Checking things off lists.
Quitting cold turkey.
Passive aggressively handing out 5 star ratings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm looking a little tired.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Recently...

Books - starting the knausgaard series

Movies - 2.5 star action movies on netflix, if I go with my lizard brain

Shows - Twin Peaks re-watch (ongoing)

Music - pom pom

Food - I make good scrambled eggs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is 'fit' more or less overweight than 'athletic'? Whatever it is, I'm the former.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to Bushwick to stay relevant
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in a happy, yet open, relationship with extramediocre, so I'm just here looking for fun on the side. Are you the same? Probably the only way this will work.

Also...

Our cats have an Instagram account.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do more than your share of the talking.

Also:
Queer / trans friendly
Boys in skirts friendly
Girls with hairy pits friendly
Millennials with facial piercings unfriendly