Instead of the usual self-promotion, i'll fill this with some topic ideas for conversations, so that they don't drift into a void, as they usually do, because i don't do small talk very well.

-I smoke and i think it makes me look cool
-Religion is merely a tool for herding the stupid masses and corrupting the smart
-Che Guevara is cool
-Sentry would K.O. Superman unless supes knew his opponent was apeshit and knew how to use it to his advantage
-Phoenix pwns all
-I support socialists, but given the choice, i'd sooner put my bet on anarchy as the more obtainable solution to the rampant oligarchy of modern capitalism
-I support environmentalism, but see the futility of individuals making their lives more environment-friendly and don't take kindly to preaching how i should manage my carbon footprint, while big businesses keep belching up CO2
-marriage is an outdated, redundant institution, that instead of facilitating the survival of our kind, forces the individual to have a significant other of a different sex, in order to reproduce. welfare for single parents instead.
-hence i do not support gay marriage
-also this issue is irrelevant, in the face of that humankind has reached an evolutionary dead end and deserves extinction
-Art is the asshole of civilization
-Abortion is murder
-and so are antibiotics
-9/11 was the greatest work of art there has ever been

Inserting random keywords:

suck, pimp, latex, dicks, bondage, crossdressing, cosplay, 420, irc, neverwinter nights, valen, drow, baroque, chomsky, stallman, hitler, gay, nazi, jew, scat, alcohol, scoot, snoipah, fuck, orsm, masturbation, nerdgasm, kurwa, weeaboo, toke, goat, karaoke, adhd, ass burgers, israel, palestine. australia, literacy, baked, pole, anarchy, communism, fascism, female genital mutilation, capitalism, friedman, keynes, retard, cable, CAPSLOCK, iq, eq, terrorism, lol, e-psychiatry, zolpidem, schiele, bpd, bipolar, twilight, curvature, non-linear, sagan, dawkins, chumbawamba, stilts, hellsing, jeebus, gang bang karaoke, drawwhore, camwhore, attention whore, property whore, ruderalis whore, mafia wars

Sabotaging whatever i'm good at.

That I'm not entirely european.

Fandoms i'm moderately active with at the moment: deadpool, marvel, slash, tf 2, steampunk, ecchi, yuri, yaoi, roricon, shotacon, guro, dollfie, yaoi shota guro dollfie, mugen, josmanart.com

Fandoms i'm almost nonexistently active with nowadays: dc, hellboy, dylan dog, diablo, forgotten realms, ursula le guin, sapkowski, dofus/wakfu, metal gear solid, black lagoon, discworld, avatar

Books: lexicons, encyclopedias, creepypasta

Movies: german expressionism, gore, slashers, giallo, epics, animoo, especially hayao miyazaki

Music: group B modern composers, royksopp, death metal, dark psy

Food: spinach, thai peppers, eggs, ramen, tuna

Cigarettes, allergy meds, antibiotics, glasses.

Things that don't allow me to relax properly.

Wasted.

I have recurring yeast infections.

You want to tell me something. Also I like hate mail. I like stitching it together and misquoting it on websites.