Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You think you're gonna to live your life alone,
in darkness and seclusion.
Yeah I know,
You've been out there.
Tried to mix with those animals.
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion.
So you stagger back home and wait for nothing.
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto
And now you're desperate,
And in need of human contact.
You meet me,
And your whole world changes.
Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to
So you drop all your defences,
and you drop all your fears.
And you trust me completely.
I'm perfect, In every way.
Cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside.
You feel so lucky.
But your ego obscures reality,
And you never bother to wonder why things are going so well.
You wanna know why?
Cause I'm a liar
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Diskworld series
Usual Suspects, Leon, Fight Club, Seven, Human Traffic, The
Shawshank Redemption, Spinal Tap . . .
Eels, The Divine Comedy, Infected Mushroom, Garth Brooks,
Radiohead, The Beatles, Skazi, Rory Gallagher, Freestylers, Bob
Dylan, Eric Clapton, Metallica, Stephen Lynch, Black Sabbath, The
Offspring, Queen, Bloodhound Gang, 3 Doors Down, Therapy?, Led
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, My guitars, Android, My mind, Fat bottomed girls, my left
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My socks never match, sssshhhhhh!!!!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have low self esteem and are looking to exchange sexual
obedience for the illusion of love and companionship...
...or ya know, you're just bored and don't take life too seriously
Who are you looking for?
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