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29 Carrigaline, Ireland Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Irish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You think you're gonna to live your life alone,
in darkness and seclusion.
Yeah I know,
You've been out there.
Tried to mix with those animals.
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion.
So you stagger back home and wait for nothing.
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street.
And now you're desperate,
And in need of human contact.
And then,
You meet me,
And your whole world changes.
Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear.
So you drop all your defences,
and you drop all your fears.
And you trust me completely.
I'm perfect, In every way.
Cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside.
You feel so lucky.
But your ego obscures reality,
And you never bother to wonder why things are going so well.
You wanna know why?

Cause I'm a liar
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going back to college
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Diskworld series

Usual Suspects, Leon, Fight Club, Seven, Human Traffic, The Shawshank Redemption, Spinal Tap . . .

Eels, The Divine Comedy, Infected Mushroom, Garth Brooks, Radiohead, The Beatles, Skazi, Rory Gallagher, Freestylers, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, Metallica, Stephen Lynch, Black Sabbath, The Offspring, Queen, Bloodhound Gang, 3 Doors Down, Therapy?, Led Zeppelin
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, My guitars, Android, My mind, Fat bottomed girls, my left ear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Useless crap
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing SFA
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My socks never match, sssshhhhhh!!!!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have low self esteem and are looking to exchange sexual obedience for the illusion of love and companionship...
...or ya know, you're just bored and don't take life too seriously