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29 F Spokane, WA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Very often
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an instigator of evil fun.

I revel in group settings that include boisterous parties, celebrating downtown, game nights, and karaoke nights.

I'm a bit of a social chameleon, so if people have peculiar accents, tics, gestures, or fave vocab words I tend to pick them up temporarily. I am a walking portmanteau of other people's uniqueness.

I am an avid fan of webcomics and live comedy. I also love lemon squares, but they are a sometimes food.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
To balance all the fun in my life, I got a degree and a job in Accounting. I'm using it to stimulate the analytical left side of my brain.

In my free time, I like to be ridiculous. In a professional setting, I tone the ridiculousness down to about 4% of normal functions.

I grew up in Spokane and I'm still trying to figure out if I love it or I'm going to leave it. My friends seem to be migrating toward Seattle and I'm starting to feel the pull.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at letting my imagination run wild.

I'd say I'm about a 2.5/10 skill level for the activities I love. This list includes, but is not limited to: singing, playing the guitar (IRL and video games), playing GTA V, cooking, drawing, dancing and sports related activities.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My pretty cool curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I choose the books I read based on the location in which they take place or on characters that aren't quite human. This has resulted in my favorite books having themes centered around time travel, space travel, parallel universes, alternate universes, prehistoric settings, Scottish dudes, alien babes, vampire children, and despicable main characters that you can't help but love.

I just saw Fight Club again and I had forgotten how flippin' awesome it was. I also just saw The Matrix again and didn't realize how many plot holes I was willing to overlook as a kid. I guess I was just really into androgynous people doing martial arts in leather body suits.

I'm on a serial killer kick for TV shows right now. TV shows have gotten so deliciously violent that most shows qualify as "serial killer shows" now. Examples: The Walking Dead, Vikings, Hannibal and Bates Motel. On the opposite spectrum, I really like Punky Brewster.

I like 90% of all music that is played on American radio. I don't have an opinion on Finnish house music and other music that is played in other countries because I haven't exposed myself to much of it.

The meal I would like to be served on the day of my execution would include a bag of Doritos, a liter of Cheerwine, and a Bojangles' Cajun Filet Biscuit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Comedy
2. Internet
3. Music
4. The ability to wink
5. Mentholated lip gloss
6. Schadenfreude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I often fantasize about the zombie apocalypse and wonder how long I'd really survive without electricity and Doritos.

I also like thinking about the paradigm of time travel and how I can use it for nefarious purposes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wrote a hipster themed fanfic of Dexter. You can totally read it if you want. Feel free to make fun of/admire the hell out of me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Don't message me if you are homophobic or racist; go suck a chode.

If you want to grab a drink sometime, message me; I ask only a few things from you:

*Please have a job or be actively going to school.
*Please have your own mode of transportation (eg. car, truck, jetpack, etc.)
*Please don't live with your parents.