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Last online
Nov 25
5' 11" (1.80m)
Not at all
Working on University
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am a fat, squishy nerd with long hair. I am a generally easygoing kinda guy who likes to be friendly with everyone. Unfortunately, I'm a snarky bastard, so my idea of friendly rubs some people the wrong way.

I play videogames. It is a hobby I take seriously, and enjoy discussing.

I'm the sort of person who likes to be doing something all the time, even it is something incredibly lazy.

I like to read, listen to music, watch movies, and play videogames.
I like to write, too, but I'm having some trouble with that at the moment.

Currently learning martial arts and picking archery back up.
I also like to fight with longswords

I really like the band N'Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not, there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe. A boom boom chicky chicky boom boom, boom checky, chakka chakka choo choo

Eight people have gotten that joke. Yes, I'm keeping a running tally.
What I’m doing with my life
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Attending Lonestar Kingwood, working as a delivery monkey.

Seriously trying to finish and publish at least one story. But I don't expect to make a living on that ever.

Also finally working on getting myself in shape, which i'm accomplishing by increasingly unusual forms of exercise. If you've seen nerds fighting with swords in the park, i'm probably one of them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I am not especially good at anything. I can accomplish essentially anything I attempt to with reasonable focus and preparation, but that's nothing special
I am fairly good at cooking simple foods, and I bake cookies from scratch. And they are delicious.
Believe it or not, I am an excellent swimmer, and am currently teaching competitive strokes to a few people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would presume my physical mass, then perhaps my too-long hair I refuse to cut. It is down to my waist, now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ender's Game, A Clockwork Orange, Picture of Dorian Grey, Watchmen, and the Lord of the Rings books, the Divine Comedy, V for Vendetta, World War Z,

A Clockwork Orange

Adventure Time, Regular Show, Flapjack, South Park, Futurama, Venture Brothers, The Mighty Boosh.
haven't been watching much live-action television lately. Also, I absolutely hate CSI Miami, and if I ever meet Dean Widenmann or Marc Guggenheim, I will punch them in the god damned face.

Current favorite music, lately been cycling between Gorillaz, Dubliners, and Modest Mouse. Always looking for new music and groups. so if you think you can wow me with music cred DO IT. 30 GBs and counting :D. Lately been jamming out to AWOLNation and Ima Robot.
And, Hell -BROKE!- Luce.

Chicken. Chicken gewd.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There isn't really anything... I just could never do with nothing.
But that's a boring answer, so...
1. something to do
2. Delicious beverages
3. the ability to see
4. some form of feet, organic or otherwise
5. other nerds
6. heat-altered flesh of lesser creatures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ideas for writing.
Random ideas, questions, tangents, and daydreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing what I did the rest of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I compensate for shyness by being an ass and feel terrible about myself later
You should message me if
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you feel like it.

I'm here for friends or dates, so if you're interested in either, hit me up.