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My self-summary
I am a fat, squishy nerd with long hair. I am a generally easygoing kinda guy who likes to be friendly with everyone. Unfortunately, I'm a snarky bastard, so my idea of friendly rubs some people the wrong way.

I play videogames. It is a hobby I take seriously, and enjoy discussing.

I'm the sort of person who likes to be doing something all the time, even it is something incredibly lazy.

I like to read, listen to music, watch movies, and play videogames.
I like to write, too, but I'm having some trouble with that at the moment.

Currently learning martial arts and picking archery back up.
I also like to fight with longswords

I really like the band N'Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not, there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe. A boom boom chicky chicky boom boom, boom checky, chakka chakka choo choo

Eight people have gotten that joke. Yes, I'm keeping a running tally.
What I’m doing with my life
Host and delivery driver for a sushi/stir-fry place.

Seriously trying to finish and publish at least one story. But I don't expect to make a living on that ever.

Also finally working on getting myself in shape, which i'm accomplishing by increasingly unusual forms of exercise. If you've seen nerds fighting with swords in the park, i'm probably one of them.
I’m really good at
Well, I am not especially good at anything. I can accomplish essentially anything I attempt to with reasonable focus and preparation, but that's nothing special
I am fairly good at cooking simple foods, and I bake cookies from scratch. And they are delicious.
Believe it or not, I am an excellent swimmer, and am currently teaching competitive strokes to a few people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would presume my physical mass, then perhaps my too-long hair I refuse to cut. It is down to my waist, now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game, A Clockwork Orange, Picture of Dorian Grey, Watchmen, Lord of the Rings, the Divine Comedy, V for Vendetta, World War Z,

A Clockwork Orange, The Assassins, I Saw The Devil, so many, many more

Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Farscape, someone finally got me watching Game of Thrones... I'm sure there's more that I just can't think of now.

I like any music as long as it's good, or bad in a good way lol.
My music collection is always on shuffle so i'll go from the Dubliners to Noisia to Disney. You have not lived until you follow up Bladecatcher with Let it Go.

I love cooking chicken, fish, and pasta.
The six things I could never do without
There isn't really anything... I just could never do with nothing.
But that's a boring answer, so...
1. something to do
2. Delicious beverages
3. the ability to see
4. some form of feet, organic or otherwise
5. other nerds
6. heat-altered flesh of lesser creatures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ideas for writing.
Random ideas, questions, tangents, and daydreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing what I did the rest of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I compensate for shyness by being an ass and feel terrible about myself later
You should message me if
you feel like it.

I'm here for friends or dates, so if you're interested in either, hit me up.