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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jul 2
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Hi there, I'm Michael nice to meet you. Here's a few things about me:

In a church full of people I chose to play the Pink Panther theme on the church organ for when the devil comes along in The Last Temptation of Christ, I was eight. This is one of my greatest achievements..

By day I am a paper buyer for Penguin Random House, by night
I am a musician fulfilling creative endeavors in an arty pop rock band.

I currently live in Clapton, it's quite interesting seeing how much the place has changed.. especially when driving with my mum who's worked here most of her life saying 'ohhh I remember how you could buy eggs for 18p down the road, oh how it's changed Maaaccchhaaeell..'

I’m enthusiastic about all aspects of life, if I let myself do things.. I have a very active imagination and am very good at being silly.

I've been attacked by two monkeys
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning how to dance
Becoming more wise, so far showing no signs of losing stamina
Going on about how I'm going to buy a bike
Casually and sporadically learning French
Writing songs
Hustling my mum's chilli oil to people
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deep one on ones
Making instant noodles
Cutting my own hair
Making friends with cats
Remembering faces on the telly
Making tea
Getting mums to like me..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My stupid nose, which the rest of my stupid face is running away from. That and the fact I'm quite animated..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Any Human Heart, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, 1984, His Dark Materials Trilogy, East Of Eden, High-Fidelity, Kill Your Friends, Cloud Atlas, Animal Farm, Vernon God Little, The Dirt, A Confederacy Of Dunces, Down And Out In Paris And London, Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, Hard Boiled Wonderland and The End Of The World, Kafka On The Shore, Outliers, Catch 22..

Films: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Shine, Withnail & I, High Fidelity, City Of God, Waking Life, Leon, Requiem For A Dream, The Commitments, Akira, Almost Famous, Stand By Me, Human Traffic, The Lives Of Others, Happy Gilmore, Anchorman, Fight Club, Coming To America..

Music: Grizzly Bear, Local Natives, Nirvana, Arcade Fire, Explosions In The Sky, Radiohead, The National, Elbow, Foo Fighters, Jeff Buckley, Nils Frahm, Gogo Penguin, The Cinematic Orchestra, John Martyn, Queens Of The Stone Age, Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Wonder, Kings Of Convenience, Fionn Regan, Interpol, Bjork, Tori Amos, The Maccabees, Foals, Bon Iver, White Denim, just to name a few.. for there are too many.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends
BBC Radio 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lunch, tattoos, whether I locked the front door.. and everything, all at once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Always doing something different.. and by that I mean either in the pub, or not in the pub..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't seen The Godfather..
You should message me if
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You're fun, chatty, laid back, have a sense of humour and don't mind all of the above with an occasional lowering of the tone. If all that's OK I think we’ll get along just fine.