Girl: Get out of here! Me 2! OMG what are the odds??
David: I know! So crazy to meet not one but TWO singles in a dating website!
Girl: We're bound by fate. Tell me more about urself.
David: Well I'm 31, Acquarius, Civil Engineering graduate, born and raised in Italy for my first 20 years and...
Girl: W8 so you have that sexy italian accent?
David: You know it. That's about as sexy as (I)t can get.
Girl: What does that (I)t mean?
David: Nevermind that. Did I tell you I like to cook?
Girl: Oh I'm yours now!
I am just, another, and human.