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8BallShot

34 M Falls Church, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Latin

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to cook, be outside, and basically be MacGyver as much as I can. I think Jack tastes better with diet coke, even though I have a fundamental problem with diet soda. I get along with my family and think dogs are much cooler than cats. I'm just as happy eating a hot dog cooked on a stick over a campfire I built as getting all cleaned up and going out to a fancy restaurant. I think I'm hilarious (and usually am) and it's almost impossible to put me in a bad mood. The glass is usually half full, but I'm an engineer too, so sometimes the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

I'd like to call myself a Renaissance Man, but really I think I just have ADD. I have a lot of random hobbies that I've picked up along the way like glass-blowing and bonsai art but I'm always willing and excited to try something new. My iPod has everything from gangsta rap to folk, top 40 to bluegrass. Even some college a cappella and of course 80s. And I'll never think I know how to play enough instruments yet.

I'm basically looking for someone that can use the phrase "What's up, b!tches!" effectively in normal conversation. Someone that likes her family and doesn't feel the need to take an hour to get ready for Sunday morning IHOP. Someone that wants to get out of the house on a day off, but still has the ability to lay on the couch all day and watch movies. She's not afraid of a motorcycle or a good book. Roadtripping ability also a plus. If this sounds like you, drop me a line so we can hit up a happy hour.
What I’m doing with my life
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Managing a bunch of badass nerds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, making friends, putting people at ease, Wii bowling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, maybe not the first thing, but people notice that it's extremely hard to put me in a bad mood. Once I was really pissed about something and managed to be in a bad mood for a whole hour. I tried really hard too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future awesome combos in Cards Against Humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

Also, I have access to a moon bounce.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't get offended easily, like to laugh, and like people. And if you can wiggle your ears... that's always entertaining and a huge mystery to me.