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26 Oakville, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:18pm
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Greek (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I make music, film and opinions. I'm a cynical breath of fresh air to some; a giant nerd to others.
What I’m doing with my life
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advertising, music and code
I’m really good at
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Making weird noises when I laugh.

Taking horrible pictures of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I swear a whole fucking lot. It's a europhoric release, try it sometime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I listen to all types of music but mostly electronic and anything alternative.
Some favs: Mindless Self Indulgence Mr. Oizo Nine Inch Nails Peaches Combichrist Dead Kennedys The Pixies Crystal Castles The Bloody Beetroots deadmau5 Buck 65 MSTRKRFT Death From Above 1979 Gorillaz Does it offend you, Yeah? Electric Six Justice Kavinsky KMFDM Rammstein Marilyn Manson Ministry Pendulum A Perfect Circle The Prodigy Skrillex System of a Down ... just to name a few.

I have a definitive love for anything from the 80's or 90's.

As a film student I love watching all types of movies, but my personal favorites are:

Fight Club Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Fifth Element Demolition Man Iron Man, Any old James Bond film before he was blonde, Donnie Darko Ferris Bueller's Day Off SLC Punk and many more...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ridiculous improbably situations

How stupid this website can be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually a robot.

Please don't state any logical fallacies in front of me.
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if a row boat could support the two of us.