30 Saint Louis, MO
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My self-summary
I'm only interested in hops, barley, and other ancient grains. If you can't handle Grain Life™ you need to get the fuck up out my face pronto.
What I’m doing with my life
I do backflips on the internet to raise money for a charity that seeks to end whatever the thing you hate is.
I’m really good at
-Trash fires
-Grains (ancient)
-Making the Reggaeton dance hall horn noise with my mouth
-Whilin' out featuring Nick Cannon
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Stupid nihlist baby shit written by philosophers who are old as fuck and dead
-Girls (fucking lol)
-Uhh Yeah Dude
-Boards of Canada
-How Stella Got Her Groove Back (VHS, Spanish Subtitles)
The six things I could never do without
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The scene in Scanners where homeboy's head explodes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cyber diving into the MegaCorp servers from a terminal in a dark alley while wearing a leather singlet covered in metal studs and holding a cool future pistol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A skeleton bit me behind Safeway.
You should message me if
Your greatest aspiration in life is to wear a sundress while standing in a field of wildflowers and eating an artisanal popsicle you bought for $14.