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9klein

28 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A fountain of blood in the shape of a man
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Be who you are
Do what you do
Not win or lose
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative acts
Loving your cat(s)
Embracing the weird
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently I don't have a face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
John Frusciante ~ Daniel Johnston ~ Wesley Willis ~ Thom Yorke ~ Syd Barrett ~ Don Van Vliet ~ Holgar Czukay ~ Lou Reed ~ David Byrne ~ Brian Eno ~ Ian Curtis ~ PJ Harvey ~ Elliott Smith ~ Gibby Haynes ~ Nils Frahm ~ Patti Smith ~ Richard D. James ~ Pamelia Kurstin ~ Clara Rockmore ~ Nina Simone ~ Mogwai ~ Kurdt ~ Minutemen ~ CAN

John Bock ~ Louis Wain ~ Martin Kippenberger ~ James Castle ~ Mike Kelley ~ Francesca Woodman ~ Wayne White ~ Jim Nutt ~ Jean-Michel Basquiat ~ Emmet Kelly ~ Allison Schulnik ~ B. Wurtz ~ Frida Khalo ~ Paul Reubens ~ Jim Varney ~ Blinky Palermo ~ Andy Kaufman ~ Frank Sidebottom ~ Jim Trainor ~ Adrian Tomine ~ Jeffrey Brown ~ Maurizio Cattelan

Peep Show ~ The Killing ~ Disappeared ~ Unsolved Mysteries ~ First Person (Errol Morris) ~ Rocko's Modern Life ~ Superjail ~ Robin (Magnus Carlsson)

Art & Fear, Just Kids, Letters to a Young Poet, A Season in Hell, The Cat: 3500 Years of the Cat in Art, A Short Life of Trouble: Forty Years in the New York Art World, Shortcomings, Tao Te Ching
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
t-shirts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'd rather be a cat
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You're interested in exploring the eccentric/unique in LA
* You want your portrait painted on a cigarette pack
* You like cats
* Art trades
* You have heterochromia iridum
* You know a phlebotomist

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