[Update 1 of 5] I am now a father to a super hardcore little dude. His name is Vincenzo and yes, since you were wondering, he IS better than your kid(s), future or otherwise. One day he will be ruler of all men, so you had better ingratiate yourself now while the gettin is good.
[Update 2 of 5] I have another little badass now named Marco. If the last one doesn't get you, this one will. I'm building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude. If you get that reference without googling, you are truly a special one.
ok, I've found an awesome girl finally. Now I'm only on here for tests, so piss off everyone. Unless you want to give me money, or something like that. Don't try anything funny.
If you see that I have looked at your profile it's not because I'm looking for a piece on the side. I am truly happily married, but I am intensely voyeuristic and can't stop people watching. If I do happen to send you a message, I promise you it's benign and you can respond to it with no fears of me trying to sex you up. Deal?
P.S.- you should check out my good friends MattMoriarty and MBombs89 . They are eligible bachelors, very disease free and we're *pretty* sure they like girls. But I vouch for them, so hit 'em up.