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9typesofawesome

35 Durham, NC Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere

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Last online
Yesterday – 12:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Status
Married
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, and wants more
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just started driving for Uber , and it's awesome. If you don't know what it is, look into it, and if you want a free ride up to $20, it's on me. Just use the promo code 9Wsk1 and you will be on your way. Now, on to our regularly scheduled program...

[Update 1 of 5] I am now a father to a super hardcore little dude. His name is Vincenzo and yes, since you were wondering, he IS better than your kid(s), future or otherwise. One day he will be ruler of all men, so you had better ingratiate yourself now while the gettin is good.

[Update 2 of 5] I have another little badass now named Marco. If the last one doesn't get you, this one will. I'm building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude. If you get that reference without googling, you are truly a special one.

ok, I've found an awesome girl finally. Now I'm only on here for tests, so piss off everyone. Unless you want to give me money, or something like that. Don't try anything funny.

If you see that I have looked at your profile it's not because I'm looking for a piece on the side. I am truly happily married, but I am intensely voyeuristic and can't stop people watching. If I do happen to send you a message, I promise you it's benign and you can respond to it with no fears of me trying to sex you up. Deal?