ok, I've found an awesome girl finally. Now I'm only on here for tests, so piss off everyone. Unless you want to give me money, or something like that. Just remember, you're all a bunch of nasty skanks who aren't half the woman my wife is, so don't try anything funny, ok?
If you see that I have looked at your profile it's not because I'm looking for a piece on the side. I am just intensely voyeuristic and can't stop people watching. But, by that same token, if I send you a message, I promise you it's benign and you can respond to it with no fears of me trying to sex you up. Deal?
P.S.- you should check out my good friends MattMoriarty and MBombs89 . They are eligible bachelors, very disease free and we're *pretty* sure they like girls. But I vouch for them, so hit 'em up.
I am blah, taken, and get away