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9uhMalone

30 F Toledo, OH

My Details

Last Online
Feb 5
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am eccentric, wiggly, and SexyFatLikeJ.Lo
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching, learning, dancing, arting...and little bit of farting.
I’m really good at
Confusing folks. It takes no more than a single glance or a single sentence to make the general public second guess what they just observed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not people, so I really can't field this one with any certainty...Lemme take a stab, my chatter? That I'm upside-down? If I were people, I'd probably say my energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Poop...So much to name. So many superficial connections to make...k, Here's some recent loves: Milos Forman, Boy (movie), Mary and Max, Jessi Klein, Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr., BIRP!, Lil Bob and the Lollipops, The Moth radio hour/podcast, favorite genre of book at the moment is memoirs of humorists (specifically, Bossypants),

Freaks and Geeks is my favorite show ever. I've seen many of the episodes, with their commentary tracks, because I want more of something I can't have. Favorite ever Music genre would have to be protopunk (Television, Richard Hell, etc.) Favorite ever food would have to be potato. Favorite director of all time is Terry Gilliam. Favorite all time movies are Shawshank, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest & Labyrinth. Favorite side of the color wheel will probably always be Cool. Favorite Disco band: Chic
The six things I could never do without
Fuzzy things, physical mobility, timeouts, creativity, my computer phone, cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is coming up in the near future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hitting some sort of town, demolishing a poor restaurant's happy hour menu, or resting up for tomorrow's hijinx/responsibilities.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are looking to be friendly and creative with a silly weirdo. I miss having fun friends that don't have to find a baby sitter to do stuff.