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A-BC-CBA

34 M Kelowna, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To start off I am amazed by how many adrenaline junkies apparently frequent this site. If everyone's profile is to be believed it's shocking anyone has time to check their responses with how often they are hiking, windsurfing, skydiving, snowboarding, camping and shark wrestling.

I have hobbies; but I'm just a regular guy. There are plenty of days in my week where nothing more interesting than a walk through mission creek or a movie getting watched occurs. Realistically I'd like to find someone that I can be enamoured by without the need to be distracted by an elaborate event. If you can hold your own in a conversation; which doesn't mean you need to be a scholar, just opinionated and clever, then we'll be just fine. Though the smarts necessary to discuss topics more complex than whether a grilled cheese should be prepared in an oven or in a pan would be nice, though that topic does deserve it's time in the spotlight.

I'm competitive and would love to find someone who can handle a little friendly rivalry without starting a diary entry every time you lose at Scattergories. Other than that I'm a bit impulsive and as a result have a closet full of flash-in-the-pan interests so I'd love to find someone who is open to trying new things. Swing dancing is next on the block. I prefer to keep a few close friends rather than have a contacts list that rivals the yellow pages. I'm sarcastic and as a result would love a woman with a thick skin and a barbed tongue to match.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for what I want to be handed to me on a silver platter. That's how it works right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating... and high-fives... but mostly procrastinating.

I also draw a mean Garfield.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hourglass figure. Women can be such pigs!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
David Copperfield, A Confederacy of Dunces, Eats Shoots & Leaves, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Movies:
Dr. Strangelove, Inglorious Basterds, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Shows:
Arrested Development, Mad Men, House, ABDC, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Music:
Anything but country and adult contemporary.

Food:
Is one of the greatest joys of life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If there are six things you could never do without you are woefully ill equipped to deal with change.

Unless of course your six things are a series of six books on dealing with change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much time I've wasted over-thinking what I was thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking it's Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is merely a question away.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an opinion and a keyboard. Or if you like semicolons.

You should NOT message me if you're currently in a hostage situation. You have much more pressing issues at hand.

You should also message me if we have a high "enemies" percentage. One always needs an archnemesis.