Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To start off I am amazed by how many adrenaline junkies apparently
frequent this site. If everyone's profile is to be believed it's
shocking anyone has time to check their responses with how often
they are hiking, windsurfing, skydiving, snowboarding, camping and
I have hobbies; but I'm just a regular guy. There are plenty of
days in my week where nothing more interesting than a walk in the
evening air or a board game being played occurs. Realistically I'd
like to find someone that I can be enamoured by without the need to
be distracted by an elaborate event. If you can hold your own in a
conversation; which doesn't mean you need to be a scholar, just
opinionated and clever, then we'll be just fine. Though the smarts
necessary to discuss topics more complex than whether a grilled
cheese should be prepared in an oven or in a pan would be nice,
though that topic does deserve it's time in the spotlight.
I'm competitive and would love to find someone who can handle a
little friendly rivalry without starting a diary entry every time
you lose at Scattergories. I prefer to keep a few close friends
rather than have a contacts list that rivals the yellow pages. I'm
sarcastic and as a result would love a woman with a thick skin and
a barbed tongue to match.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for what I want to be handed to me on a silver platter.
That's how it works right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating... and high-fives... but mostly
I also draw a mean Garfield.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hourglass figure. Women can be such pigs!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
David Copperfield, A Confederacy of Dunces, Eats Shoots &
Leaves, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Martian
Dr. Strangelove, Inglorious Basterds, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along
Arrested Development, Mad Men, House, ABDC, Flight of the
Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, GoT, @Midnight
Anything but Country and Adult Contemporary but especially
Is one of the greatest joys of life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If there are six things you could never do without you are woefully
ill equipped to deal with change.
Unless of course your six things are a series of six books on
dealing with change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much time I've wasted over-thinking what I was thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is merely a question away.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an opinion and a keyboard. Or if you like
You should NOT message me if you're currently in a hostage
situation. You have much more pressing issues at hand.
You should also message me if we have a high "enemies" percentage.
One always needs an archnemesis.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.