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35 Surrey, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 25
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To start off I am amazed by how many adrenaline junkies apparently frequent this site. If everyone's profile is to be believed it's shocking anyone has time to check their responses with how often they are hiking, windsurfing, skydiving, snowboarding, camping and shark wrestling.

I have hobbies; but I'm just a regular guy. There are plenty of days in my week where nothing more interesting than a walk in the evening air or a board game being played occurs. Realistically I'd like to find someone that I can be enamoured by without the need to be distracted by an elaborate event. If you can hold your own in a conversation; which doesn't mean you need to be a scholar, just opinionated and clever, then we'll be just fine. Though the smarts necessary to discuss topics more complex than whether a grilled cheese should be prepared in an oven or in a pan would be nice, though that topic does deserve it's time in the spotlight.

I'm competitive and would love to find someone who can handle a little friendly rivalry without starting a diary entry every time you lose at Scattergories. I prefer to keep a few close friends rather than have a contacts list that rivals the yellow pages. I'm sarcastic and as a result would love a woman with a thick skin and a barbed tongue to match.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for what I want to be handed to me on a silver platter. That's how it works right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating... and high-fives... but mostly procrastinating.

I also draw a mean Garfield.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hourglass figure. Women can be such pigs!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
David Copperfield, A Confederacy of Dunces, Eats Shoots & Leaves, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Martian

Dr. Strangelove, Inglorious Basterds, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Arrested Development, Mad Men, House, ABDC, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, GoT, @Midnight

Anything but Country and Adult Contemporary but especially Jazz.

Is one of the greatest joys of life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If there are six things you could never do without you are woefully ill equipped to deal with change.

Unless of course your six things are a series of six books on dealing with change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much time I've wasted over-thinking what I was thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking it's Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is merely a question away.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an opinion and a keyboard. Or if you like semicolons.

You should NOT message me if you're currently in a hostage situation. You have much more pressing issues at hand.

You should also message me if we have a high "enemies" percentage. One always needs an archnemesis.