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28 Glasgow, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"Don't tell me that the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon" - Benjamin Franklin

Hello. My name's Alan and I like things. I always worry my sarcastic sense of humour comes across as pessimism. It really isn't. It's important to see the good in things, just I rarely find the balance at the expense of a joke.
What I’m doing with my life
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Opening myself up to new experiences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up rap battles (written word only)
Coming up with terrible ideas for films or tv shows.
Wasting time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard
Sometimes I can be quite funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Stuff what I likes
Books: Currently working my way through the Song of Ice and Fire books, Old Man and the Sea, The UNBEARABLE Lightness of Being, The Book Thief, Submarine, mostly any Pratchett, Good Omens.

Movies: The Proposition, Lars and the Real Girl, Amelie, 12 Angry Men, Harvey, The Road, Saved!, Wes Anderson films (Fantastic Mr Fox was wonderfully charming) Inside Man, Identity, Mean Girls (don't judge me) Wristcutters, Die Hards, most Wes Anderson efforts, unspeakably terrible horror films.

TV: GOT, Breaking Bad, The Office (US and UK), Archer, Bob's Burgers, Currently working my way through Star Trek on Netflix. Big Train, Dark Place, Spaced, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Parks and Rec, Orange is the New Black

Music: Tom Waits, Decemberists, LCD Soundsystem, Talking Heads, Wilco, The National, Joanna Newsom, Olafur Arnalds, M83, Pixies, Iron and Wine, Josh Ritter, Tinariwen, Bjork, Flaming Lips, Grandaddy, Regina Spektor, UNKLE, Bob Dylan, Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, old soul and motown, Bonnie Prince Billy, Grizzly Bear, Portishead, M Ward, Laura Marling etc, the list is endless, really.

Podcasts: My Brother, My Brother And Me, The Bugle, Answer Me This, How Did This Get Made?

Food: cereal, sandwiches
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My legs
My iPod
My Kindle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
those weird "believe it or not" stories that pop up on the news.
Trying to see through the words politicians use.
wondering why so many names on here end with 'in a box'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working, or not working, or kind of working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't told anyone yet but I'm starting to write a novel.
You should message me if
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You're up for a laugh, some drinks, yadda yadda

let's paint the town beige