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26 Calgary, Alberta, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 17, 2014
5′ 4″ (1.62m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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i am under sized, but i am very happy with my height, i love taking people down, i have boundless energy:P people who have only just met me make think i am shy or quiet, but those who know me wish i would shut the hell up! lol around new people im shy and a little jumpy, but other than that, once you get to know me youll find an affectionate and warm girl, who is over being used and abused
What I’m doing with my life
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finding new ways to torture people, getting my life and health sorted, i have done charity work in the past, and i would be interested in doing so again
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
driving people insane, getting a herd of children under control and quiet, and scaring people, clearing rooms in less than 3 seconds, keeping up with the boys (yes ill attempt out drink, out burp, out fart, out eat and out wrestle with you! and yet amazingly i can act like such a little lady! go figure huh?)
The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair, being so long and curly, and recently dyed an awesome ass red, or my eyes, which change color in accordance to mood and weather....just for the record for the slow learners out there...if my eyes are emerald green....dont push your ever seen 5'3 of irish dynamite explode? didn't think so!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: stephen king is an amazing author, as is graham masterton, richard laymon, james herbet and too many others to list
Movies:ill watch most movies, but i love scary movies providing i have a leg to obtain a deathgrip on, plus i love watching criminal minds, wanna get in my good books? put up with watching criminal minds or anything with matthew gray gubler in it and putting up with my girly squeals lol
music, im easy going but i love avenged sevenfold and papa roach, good charlotte, the used, green day, my chemical romance, simple plan, five finger death punch, misery signals, thrice, lonestar, rascall flatts, slayer, marilyn manson, the all american rejects, juke cartel, seether
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family, friends, music, love, alcohol, cigarettes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, new ways to bring down the tall people i know, whether the creepy random shit that happens to me comes from a good or evil source
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
blasting tunes and texting friends, or having a few drinks, whatever my mood takes me as
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes i am just a touch too tempremantal than is healthy, but i blame that on the irish blood in me!
You should message me if
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you like the sound of trying to handle a hyperactive mischievous imp :P or you love avenged sevenfold or papa roach or disturbed, or you simply think that this is amusing and want more amusements