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32 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 26–35
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Working on Ph.D program
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My self-summary
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Things I like: politics, sports, documentaries about killer whales, our Prez

Things I dislike: people who need to make their life into a soap opera, people who think art can solve the problems of the world, the Lakers, documentaries about the aforementioned things
What I’m doing with my life
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Ph.D. student/adjunct professor studying political science, teaching it, mostly grading it. When you're in your cubicle staring at the clock, I'm chilling in a coffee shop reading, and when you're done with work and having fun, uhh yeah I'm still in the coffee shop reading.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything...and humility.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am proficient at walking/standing/sitting down depending on the situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hmm I have to read a lot of political science stuff that makes me interesting to annoying pretentious people who still have no idea what I'm (or they are) talking about, but feel smart if they pretend they do. Otherwise, like anyone else, I like to unwind with a good book about the Yakuza or 1980's wrestling. Oh and if you have The Fountainhead as one of your favorite books we should probably not talk or be in the same room (just joking...but seriously we're probably not gonna get along).

Movies: Usual Suspects, Godfather, anything with Will Ferrell, or Eddie the 80's.

TV: Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, South Park, Jon Stewart, basically shows that don't suck.

Music: Jay-Z. Thats all you need to know. If I wrote in more stuff, it would be detracting from the emphasis that should be given to Jay-Z, but I guess I do like some other stuff...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ipod
My Ipad with my kindle app
My cell phone

If I have those 4 things I'm straight...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do so many ladies on here have a Liz Lemon screen name? Nothing wrong with 30 Rock, it's a good show, so is 60 minutes, but I don't call myself AndyRooney69, do I? Just saying...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably getting a drink..somewhere...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I got bit by a radioactive spider and now have superpowers, this has created an ethical quandry.
You should message me if
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You're secure and mature enough to be past the point of playing games. You want to meet up for a drink (and do so sooner rather than later) and take it from there, and are confident such a meeting could be facilitated with relative ease.

On a hipster scale of 1-10 (10 being you're a member of an indie rock group and stole my grandmother's glasses), you are confident that you do not exceed a 6.

...Also since I don't know where else to put this, quite a while back I was in the military. This is not a major or defining aspect of my life as currently lived, but for a small, but apparently not insignificant number of the "liberal-minded" ladies on here, this is a dealbreaker sort of thing that should be mentioned up front. So if you think that anyone who has ever put on a uniform is a bloodthirsty lunatic, or has PTSD, or is a right-wing crypto-fascist...umm I would hate to waste your time, although I'm sure you are an awesome person.

...sorry if this sounds a bit jaded, but in my experience it is easier to figure out what won't work on here than what will. If you are looking for a no bs guy, with a lot of sarcasm, who knows about (some) stuff and has well defined triceps, give me a shout...or at least respond to my message.