KEEP READING IF YOU ARE outgoing, happy, charismatic, spontaneous, smart (and a little smart-ass), and more self aware than the average Jane.
SOME CHEESY COUNTRY SONG SAID IT NICELY: . "You be my soft and sweet, I'll be your strong and steady." (Sound old fashioned? Nahh, not really.)
THE TRUTH IS.... I'm not one of those cocky, know-everything guys. I'm actually really honest and comfortable with my imperfections. (Also nice to old ladies, waiters, dogs and small children.)
OH BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW:—I'm kind of a sarcastic b**stard. I love to tease. Come to think of it—I'm really not sure if a nice, well-bred, poised young lady like you can really handle it....
SO—CONTACT ME IF YOU:
A. Just want fun and happiness in your life, without all the bullshit.
B. Agree that travel, exploration and living a bit off the played out map is the best way to live
C. Are a creative and passionate Foodie!
D. Were that sassy little girl who could pummel the schoolyard bully in a war of words
E. Are just too (Choose 2: adorable/stunning/poised/sculpted/sexy/elegant) to be refused
F. Some combination of all the above.
(Pssst! The correct answer is "F"!)