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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 2
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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My profile used to be filled with a bunch of mindless crap that I thought would make me seem like a fun person to hang out with.

In reality it sounded like someone on Valium wrote a description of themself. So here we go again with more honesty and some sarcasm.

I'm here because I enjoy meeting people. I want to hear the unique stories about yourself. How you got here and where you are headed. If we seem to jam well together I want to take you to a fantastic dinner, share cocktails, and swap more stories. If we meet up it will most likely involve food. Because I love it. A lot. If you don't we won't get along well. Also cocktails. And dive bars. Everything in moderation.

Am I looking for something serious? No. I don't want to put that kind of pressure on anyone. That being said I'm not trying to seduce you into my bed for one night and never talk to you again. Give some of us guys more credit. Let's talk. Maybe date. See where things go. I think a serious relationship will happen when two people realize they only want to see one person anymore. And hopefully it's mutual.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly thinking. About myself. My place in this world. If the internal part of my life experiences as as important as my external participation with the world.

The rest of the time I'm cooking, eating, drinking, driving (not together), and entertaining.

Oh I do work. I save lives. At least that's what they tell me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, drinking, eating, sleeping, and manly things like fixing stuff and moving heavy objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually my shoes. I try to strut my stuff on my feet. I'm the most picky shoe whore ever. But actually now I'd say my haircut. I gave my barber free reign and it's definitely a striking cut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Book: Catch-22
Favorite Music: Everything from Motown to EDM.
Favorite Movie: I don't think I've seen it.. Yet...
Favorite Food: I could never pick that would be like having a favorite child.( And then telling all the others who the favorite is)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whiskey, pork, a good bar, my car, air, water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything. See what I'm doing with my life above. My overactive imagination is what keeps me from getting my work done or falling asleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hate when people say "No Fridays are typical for me". Liar! Everyone has their tendencies and their default Friday plan.

Mine is drinks with my friends. Somewhere low key. Trying to hit on someone. Drinking too much and going home at midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me face to face and I'll tell you anything. Honesty and communication are the keys to any healthy relationship.

As I read this I realize how stupid and corny it sounds. But it's true. Communication will save you from a lot of grief and heartbreak.
You should message me if
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You're bored, interested, annoyed, or another reason you'd have to want to get in touch with me.

I'm an above average listener.