In reality it sounded like someone on Valium wrote a description of themself. So here we go again with more honesty and some sarcasm.
I'm here because I enjoy meeting people. I want to hear the unique stories about yourself. How you got here and where you are headed. If we seem to jam well together I want to take you to a fantastic dinner, share cocktails, and swap more stories. If we meet up it will most likely involve food. Because I love it. A lot. If you don't we won't get along well. Also cocktails. And dive bars. Everything in moderation.
Am I looking for something serious? No. I don't want to put that kind of pressure on anyone. That being said I'm not trying to seduce you into my bed for one night and never talk to you again. Give some of us guys more credit. Let's talk. Maybe date. See where things go. I think a serious relationship will happen when two people realize they only want to see one person anymore. And hopefully it's mutual.