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My self-summary
My heroes and influences include The Dude, Mr. Rogers, Steve Martin, the Simpsons, and ferris bueller

Dive bars are my natural habitat.

Being an uncle to my onery nieces and nephew is my biggest source of joy.

I think a good joke is the highest form of currency.

Kindness and niceness are often confused for one another but are not the same thing. Kindness is a much more difficult pursuit.
I’m really good at
I like to think I'm a good storyteller. I like to listen to stories as much as I like to tell them. If you've never listened to the MOTH you should check it out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk very fast and loud when I get excited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Desert Island All Time Top 5 Favorite
1. The big lebowski
2. The godfather
3. High fidelity
4. The princess bride
5. Fight club

1. The Simpsons
2. It's always sunny in Philadelphia
3. Futurama
4. Arrested development
5. Archer

1. Jay z
2. Brand new
3. Postal service
4. Blink 182
5. Passion pit

I like books but I can't rank them. Danny the champion of the world by Roald Dahl is one of my all time favorites.

If you like useless movie trivia, tell me your favorite movie ill tell you something about it.
The six things I could never do without
Internet access, alcohol (preferably fermented but distilled will do fine), good couches, TV/movies, restaurants, human interaction, sunshine

That's not six but I was never good at coloring in the lines.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I will live to see the Singularity.
On a typical Friday night I am
some combination of booze, tv, friends, and mischief
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know every single word to Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
You should message me if
You can carry a conversation. You have self confidence. You like dorky jokes

Bonus points for liking any of my top 5 movies.

Double bonus points for listening to Harmontown or You Made It Weird.