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25 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Very often
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My heroes and influences include The Dude, Mr. Rogers, Steve Martin, the Simpsons, and ferris bueller

Dive bars are my natural habitat.

Being an uncle to my onery nieces and nephew is my biggest source of joy.

I think a good joke is the highest form of currency.

Kindness and niceness are often confused for one another but are not the same thing. Kindness is a much more difficult pursuit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I aspire to the jay z line "I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man."

I currently work in sales for a social media company. However my career is not my passion. It's a means to an end.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a good storyteller. I like to listen to stories as much as I like to tell them. If you've never listened to the MOTH you should check it out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk very fast and loud when I get excited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Desert Island All Time Top 5 Favorite
1. The big lebowski
2. The godfather
3. High fidelity
4. The princess bride
5. Fight club

1. The Simpsons
2. It's always sunny in Philadelphia
3. Futurama
4. Parks and rec
5. South Park

1. Jay z
2. Brand new
3. Postal service
4. Blink 182
5. Eminem

I like books but I can't rank them. Danny the champion of the world by Roald Dahl is one of my all time favorites.

If you like useless movie trivia, tell me your favorite movie ill tell you something about it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet access, alcohol (preferably fermented but distilled will do fine), good couches, TV/movies, restaurants, human interaction, sunshine

That's not six but I was never good at coloring in the lines.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I will live to see the Singularity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
some combination of booze, tv, friends, and mischief
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know every single word to Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can carry a conversation. You have self confidence. You like dorky jokes

Bonus points for liking any of my top 5 movies.

Double bonus points for listening to Harmontown or You Made It Weird.