Who cannot stop watching movies with bad plots & terrible acting.
Who has dreams about blowing up Ken dolls & speaking with aliens.
Who saw the Angel of Wrath pass overhead, and he is indeed very big.
Whose ideas of gender and sexuality do not come from cro-magnon times.
As a disclaimer, I lean heavily toward polyamory when it comes to relationships. Monogomy is not out of the question, but it would take some convincing.