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36 Ellsworth, ME Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Mar 1
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Happiness is my choice and my smile is the result.
I'm more then what this summary could do justice to. I just plugged a bunch of key words, idea's, etc... as something you can read if you want to know more. Before I wrote a small book and I'm process of editing that book into a very simple way to know me... perhaps too simple for a complex guy like me, but it helps narrow conversation down some. That wasn't a boost about myself that's just me admitting that I paid attention for the last 30 years.

I enjoy the following: walks to no where special, adult swim, dancing on roof tops at 4 am, beatniks, candles, challenges, being compassionate, contemplation, cooking, being creative (helps being an art major), living in curiosity, daydreaming, romance, simple things, singing, sociology, a yummy steak, stimulation, techno, thunderstorms, peace vs. war and what each truly means, whitewater rafting cause it rocks, wine, photography,, expression, fireplaces, foreign films, Halloween, rain, being happy (bigplus for living), Robin Williams is god (or at least one of the gods), moonlight, philosophy, and Independent films is helpful reminder of the films of class and the quality.

I am: forever learning (thank you Socrates), A good friend, Libra (if you believe in those things), from Maine, nonconformist (within the idea of logic), playful, a creator, unusual, and very respectful.

I have been told that I am interesting (its the eyebrows), I make tons of mistakes (yay! I'm human), I think stereotypes are a fools way to understand people, I believe in a healthy balance of most things, I believe in wearing comfy footwear, I believe in walking on the grass bare foot, I don't put up with BS unless I am paid to ($7.50 an hour wasn't enough; make it $19.00 then we will talk), I love cheesy horror films (I laugh my head off, yet I wonder why no one ever knocks on my door), I think money is the strangest thing in the whole world (but I sure know how to save it), I do what I can to help others... but in the end it never feel like enough.

99.98% of all animals think I am cool. The feeling is completely mutual.

Sometimes I will catch a Red Sox or hockey game. I know, I know; I'm not perfect!

I am playful, intellectual, and unusual
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
taking photographs in my spare time
exploring the internet
Never the same adventure twice unless I liked it the first time
social experiments
learning and relearning amazing things
Pranks on friends and family
brightening everyone's day
pretty much every day is living it to it's fullest...why do anything less?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have some hidden talents and I am not about to tell the whole world what they are either. What makes life exciting is not only exploration, but a mystery! Add the two together and you get me! Oh yeah!!!!!!!
If you want to got to be smart AND you got to be brave. That will be a good start. It tends to make me smitten.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dress plainly and I wear devilish smirk. Mostly cause I am up to something. Please remember this fact, ok? I wear plain clothes cause I want to blend in. Bart Simpson said it best "No one ever suspects the butterfly. Mwa ha ha ha!" Plus I dont want to dress like everyone else. That's boring. No one is doing "plain". I totally rock at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything from Gandhi, Socrates, Shakespeare, MLK Jr, Chogyam Trungpa, etc...etc...

Movies: That is a list to long for a little space. If it can make me laugh it is worth a watch.

Music: Tool, BB king, Cascada, Rob Zombie, Beck, Enya, Yeah yeah yeah's, The Doors, The Killers, The Greatful Dead, Tori Amos, Jim Hendrix, Benny Benassi, Loreena McKennitt, all types of jazz, Progressive and house Techno, 3 Doors down, Cage the Elephant, Old school Punk, Folk music, NIN, and this list could go on forever!

Food: I dont eat lard or live bugs...why would anyone want to? Yuck!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lists that limit my choices to 6.

2. The basic needs (food, water, shelter, air, clothes, and cash)

3. Music!

4. Women (you are like a 'basic need' only way way better)

5. Art & Creation

6. Societal reconstruction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Enjoying life.
I tell the most lighthearted and simplistic jokes one can tell.
I think they are funny...most of the time.
I don't do drugs; I prefer meditation. I care about the earth, but not enough.
Balance and truth are two of major focuses.
Balance because extremes are what cause the world to stop functioning.
Truth because it's extremely hard for others to hear, yet I can't live a day without it.
I'm mistaken as "boring" due not spending 90% of my time entertaining others. Hire a clown: I am not here to entertain you...unless you entertain me as well. Then it becomes fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends. Or... Reading. Or... Watching Discovery Channel. Or... Attending an intellectual event of some sort. Or...laughing at some random male trying to prove himself or some woman actually falling for it. Or...helping the world with some acts of kindness and/or consideration.
You should see what I do on Saturday's. *cheesy grin*

I play checkers with my cat. He always wins!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I live life 24-7. I love bravery/boldness! I spend 30% of the time being serious and the other 70% finding the humor in things. I also know the name of cheese that isn't yours...

Nacho cheese.
You should message me if
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You read this entire profile and laughed at my humor.

You look in the mirror all the time and say "hot damn you sexy thing!"

You know where 130 is on a IQ test.

You are human female. By this I mean human female that has a female form and DOESN'T in any way have the form of a beach ball with a head, arms, and legs.

Its Tuesday or Thursday.

You like cheese.

Please don't be shy. Messages are FREEand what better thing to do then meet a nice guy like me. It's a double win!!