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29 M Lowell, MA

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  • Ages 21–32
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  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'd love to spend the rest of my days playing. And when I say "play" I don't mean sports or card games, though those can be fun. I mean it the way little kids play. Like it's serious business. As though building that "airplane" out of oil drums and 2x12's and old tires deserves the same single-minded determination that grown ups supposedly devote to real jobs. Like it's the best job ever having fun and figuring stuff out and aimin' to misbehave.

Every time I move to a new place I take a walk around town in terrible weather at 3am as soon as I can. No better way to get to know a city in its most fundamental state, just you and your footsteps trailing back in the snow until finally you can't even see 'em.
I seem to be able to get myself un-lost by getting even more lost. It may border on a mundane superpower, depending on who you ask...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Huh... well there's a loaded question... it's like a piñata, but one that could be stuffed full of either candy or napalm... I guess I'm metabolizing... but also working on my Masters in Health Physics... and contemplating how spooky a particle accelerator facility can feel during graveyard shift while essentially doing alchemy with proton beams...
I also repeatedly curse how short fox grape season is... I want to make wild grape wine, dammit!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Cooking/baking (the secret ingredient is usually evil, by the way).
-Use of... um... unique... descriptive language.
-losing my glasses... then not being able to find them without... y'know... my glasses...
-Finding strange yet awesome things at thrift stores... Like... seriously... do you want an electric organ? how about a 60's all-in-one hi-fi? 50's film camera? Then you should probably hang with me 'cause I keep finding this junk and having no excuse to grab it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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According to people who are not me:
I once had a long list of other-people quotes here... but I think this one pretty much sums it up:
"Dude, you're the most Bohemian science major I've ever seen. I'd never guess you were a scientist just lookin' at you."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This was getting long enough to be impenetrable... My tastes in movies, books, music, and TV are ridiculously broad, but I'll always come back to punk rock/ska/Celtic punk, well written science fiction and comics, and movies that are so ridiculously bad they become unforgettable.
I tend to go on genre benders, especially with music. I'll listen to sea shanty-ish punk rock for days, then suddenly be on third wave ska, then satirical folk a la Tom Lehrer, then 90's rock or weird indie pop, but ska and punk are where my heart lies.

As far as food goes... I'm not exactly picky... I do love coffee and tea, and I'm a sucker for a really good burger or brick oven pizza and for southeast Asian and middle eastern food... and when I cook, I usually gravitate towards things that I can cook by tossing seemingly random pantry items into a pot and convincing anyone who doesn't catch on that I might be a sorcerer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm just gonna ignore the junk my trillions of tiny internal molecular minions need to continue... um... minion-ing...? 'Cause that stuff is true across the board... unless you're a Red Communist robot...

-Books... the real paper kind...
-An escape... includes bicycle, places to hike, local music venues, all in one convenient concept!
-Music... 'cause what's a revolution without dancing?
-Good friends willing to turn bad ideas into great adventures.
-A decent sense of humor.
-...caffeine... from hard-earned experience I can say, espresso: eleven shots is too many shots...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why Proton Blaster Array 6 is being fussy... again...

How strange it is that all the coincidences in life have led us to exactly where we are, no matter how much of a random walk they all seemed to be part of...

Also, normal-ish things like what I'm gonna cook for dinners for the week when I have a day off and exactly how far from here I could get on a full tank with enough room to get back home... or... y'know... without...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...the Batman...?
...blasting punk rock while turning ingredients into delicious things and my kitchen into a war zone?

I think my dictionary's been missing some entries between "typhus" and "typicity" for a very long time...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own alpaca socks specifically so I can wear canvas sneakers in February.
You should message me if
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-You want to catch a show or grab a drink sometime...
-You could see yourself having a good time spending a night making fun of Ghost Adventures or Ancient Aliens...
-You'd be way into someone who takes words and turns them into more than they were with a pen and paper and dictionary and thesaurus...
-You got really excited when the LHC found the Higgs particle... and proved everyone waiting on world-ending micro-black-holes to be a bunch of paranoid motherfuckers.