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ACleverPseudonym

30 M Elmont, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I work, I travel, I make people laugh, I make myself laugh, I rock out, I dance (not professionally, but if you want to tip be respectful about it), I think therfor I am, and I always have a good time. What else is there, besides eating and sleeping I guess, but those two don't make me special.
I’m really good at
Writing; Not taking myself too seriously; Owning the dance floor; Owning the stage; Giving advice; Not taking my own advice; My job; Making your Mom love me; Listing things I'm good at; Being an amazing wedding guest (consider me as your next plus 1)
The first things people usually notice about me
My sexy elbows, and yes, they're real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My tastes include but are not limited to the following. Please have an appreciation or at least understanding of...

Goodfellas; Pulp Fiction; any Tarantino movie; The Shawshank Redemption; Space Balls; The 40 Year Old Virgin; Wedding Crashers; The Other Guys; Dogma; any Kevin Smith movie; Boogie Nights; the Back To The Future's; the first 3 Indiana Jones'

The Wire; The Walking Dead; Breaking Bad; How I Met Your Mother; The Office; Parks & Rec; LOST (tho ultimately I DIDN'T like it and will debate it until the end of time)

Coheed & Cambria; Guns n Roses; The Beatles; Michael Jackson: The Temptations; The Rolling Stones; Iron Maiden; Bruce Springsteen; Run-DMC; Billy Joel; AFI; Pearl Jam; Alkaline Trio; Kanye West; anything by my band. (Once upon a time I was a wedding DJ, so I do love all music)

I also think it's kind of weird for a band with only 1 or 2 albums to be your favorite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when I try to say "dark chocolate" it comes out as "dork charcolate"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
....you want to. It's really that simple