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ACleverPseudonym

30 Elmont, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work, I travel, I make people laugh, I make myself laugh, I rock out, I dance (not professionally, but if you want to tip be respectful about it), and I always have a good time...if you like it or not. What else is there? Besides eating and sleeping, I guess, but those two don't make me special.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
L-I-V-I-N...but mostly W-O-R-K-I-N.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking; Writing; Not taking myself too seriously; Owning the dance floor; Owning the stage; Giving advice; Not taking my own advice; My job; Making your Mom love me; Listing things I'm good at; Being an amazing wedding guest (consider me as your next plus 1)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sexy elbows, and yes, they're real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes include but are not limited to the following. It would be awesome if you had an appreciation or at least understanding of...

Goodfellas; Pulp Fiction; any Tarantino movie; The Shawshank Redemption; Space Balls; The 40 Year Old Virgin; Wedding Crashers; The Other Guys; Dogma; any Kevin Smith movie; Boogie Nights; the Back To The Future's; the first 3 Indiana Jones'

The Wire; The Walking Dead; Breaking Bad; How I Met Your Mother; The Office; Parks & Rec; LOST (tho ultimately I DIDN'T like it and will debate it until the end of time)

Coheed & Cambria; Guns n Roses; The Beatles; Michael Jackson: The Temptations; The Rolling Stones; Iron Maiden; Bruce Springsteen; Run-DMC; Billy Joel; AFI; Pearl Jam; Alkaline Trio; Kanye West; anything by my band. (Once upon a time I was a wedding DJ, so I do love all music)

I also think it's kind of weird for a band with only 1 album to be your favorite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...moving to Hawaii.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Searching for the best dance floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes, when I try to say "dark chocolate" it comes out as "dork charcolate"
You should message me if
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....you want to. It's really that simple