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30 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:26am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So you know that problem with text not portraying sarcasm, or facetiousness because it all lacks context? Yeah, there is a lot of that ahead if you keep reading. I am not angry.

No one knows what they're looking for, no, not even you. I know that we all think we do, and we have these stupid little internal lists that we compare against people we might date, but lets face it, if we had actual lists, and someone found them, we'd be committed to insane asylums for believing in imaginary people.

Anyways, I used to be married, but that did not work out. Now I am back in the dating pool.

I ride a goddamn awesome bike everywhere, and every day I compete in the Tour de Fuck You.

From ages 23 until roughly 29 years of age, I was in the US Army, and I was in the infantry, and I did a lot of awesome, and regretful things. I saw a lot of amazing things in the middle of 2 wars, as well as a proverbial metric shit tonne of bad things. I mention this because this was a huge part of my life as far as developing into a decent human being (Honestly, I really think I am).
What I’m doing with my life
I am attending school at the University of Utah on the Post 9/11 GI Bill. I am going to major in Social Work, and I will likely try to become a police officer, or less likely, an astronaut.

I recently got a dog a few months ago, and she is the best thing in my life. I love her so much, and she makes me so happy. I spend all my free time with her.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a really big guy; tall, and solid. I suspect that people get easily intimidated by me. I have a lot of tattoos. I am a flightless songbird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy the authors Iain M. Banks, Michael Crichton and varied works by Stephen King.

Danny Boyles' Sunshine is the best movie of all time. If you disagree, you're wrong.

I developed an affair with The Newsroom, House of Cards, and Cowboy Bebop.

By far, Pink Floyd is my favourite band.

And with that, I am a music snob, and often I can be an asshole about music. That being said, I am not one of those "I don't listen to mainstream music" weenies. R.E.M., Bon Jovi, and Semisonic had some great songs. Anyways, here is my Last.FM profile if you want to see what I listen to on a minute by minute basis.

Nietzsche was a dick, but he did say one of the best things ever quoted: “Without music, life would be a mistake.”
The six things I could never do without
1. My road bike & Strava (because if it didn't happen on Strava, it didn't happen).
2. Music, I can't overstate this.
3. Freyja, my dog. She is one of the best things in my world.
4. I guess my Macbook, but if it broke, I wouldn't be lost without it.
5. The way I see the world, in the colours, or lack thereof
6. Stuff, seriously, I love stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All in all, how I am just another brick in the wall.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing nothing, or maybe homework. Maybe I am drinking with my dog, listening to Pink Floyd.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have anything that I would consider to be private. If you need something to go here, I have combat-related PTSD.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're okay with someone who wears red flags like they're the newest fashion style that is never going out of style.

Look, I'm tall, I'm not going bald, I am in really good shape as far as my physical abilities, I have a plan for the future. What else do you need?