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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:10pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I quote Oscar Wilde a lot and I've been called an anglophile. I feel like that's accurate. I also sometimes wish I were Vincent Gallo.

If we are to believe what was said in High Fidelity, this is some of what I like: as is this:
What I’m doing with my life
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My life is a story made up of plot holes and spelling errors.

during the day I make things for the internets. in the evening I drink too much, smoke too many cigarettes, read books, and write (stories and songs).

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The first things people usually notice about me
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from head to toe i'm dressed in black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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here are a few lists of things.

Zadie Smith is my favorite contemporary author, sci-fi like Philip K. Dick, Frank Herbert's Dune series, Arthur C. Clark, Isaac Asimov and other lesser known sci-fi authors. a bit of existential philosophy, the poetics of space, parisian prowler, the flowers of evil, David Foster Wallace, Oscar Wilde, other fiction and a good amount of plays (Beckett, Strindberg, Stoppard). Beckett on Film is stellar.

Annie Hall is an all-time favorite. Also John Hughes, Sofia Coppola, Wes Anderson, Danny Boyle, David Fincher, Darren Aronofsky, Parker Posey, The Graduate, Airplane!, Heathers, Clue, High Fidelity, Primer and so on. I also spend a lot of time watching stuff on netflix since I work at home most weekends.

Cheers, Frasier, MASH, The Venture Bros., Community, Louie, MadMen, The Walking Dead, Californication, Dexter, Shameless, Sherlock, The Newsroom (all of Aaron Sorkin's shows), House of Cards, Bored to Death, Drunken History, and a lot of BBC America.

The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Smiths, Joy Division, Damon Albarn, Blur, Sonic Youth, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, My Bloody Valentine, Iggy, Bowie, Echo and the Bunnymen, T-Rex, The Kinks, The Clash, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, Pulp/Jarvis Cocker, Depeche Mode, Elliott Smith, Lou Reed, Portishead, Radiohead, Autolux, A Place to Bury Strangers, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, The Zombies, The Troggs, Scott Walker, Simon and Garfunkel and so many more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm concerned about the number of girls on here that are either some sort of dinosaur, a robot, from space, or stuck in some sort of box. It seems to be an epidemic.

I am not concerned about the number of girls that are tacos. Tacos are fine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Or am not.
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