Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What's with all the GIANTS crap worn by women and beergutted men on
here? Sports means DOING them, not sitting down and watching others
do them! Swilling beer is for paunchy bowlers, am I right? Look at
those old photos and vids of sports arenas not long past (the
1960s, 1970s) the kids wear the gear, but the adults look like -
adults - wearing street clothes - not 'me-too' costumes! Too many
SFers cheerlead a team (when it's winning) b/c they like wearing
the color orange. This is pretty self-centered and clueless. Got
beer gut? Not me. I am Sam: Athletic, tall, intelligent, college
instructor (new, so I have little time to fill this out). Grew up
in Upstate N.Y. It's a big state Californians, and far more diverse
than NYC proper. Think farms of flatter western New York, east are
the mountains of the Adirondacks, and trees - lots of trees. That's
why we lose power when the wind blows and branches fall.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying me time, I do not mind being alone, but I am a social
butterfly who teaches college classes. Not cheering on the giants -
what is it with Bay Area people that we must all like this ho-hum
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Correctly identifying my bodytype on OKC. Some of you ladies have
creative or more accurately inflationary ideas of "fit", "average",
and especially "curvy"! If you have saddlebags and a butt that wont
fit a MUNI seat, you are as a curvy as the bottom of a Hippo is. Be
real! Otherwise, you're waiting to get nowhere when you meet in
person. Honesty begins here. I like to say, OKC works if you work
Sports! You name it, I played it. Former QB in High School.
EVERYone thought I'd become a gym teacher. I fought that fooled
around with other professions that went nowhere before I returned
to grad school to focus on what improves communication.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a good spirit. People tend to feel good around me because
I'm upbeat and open. Oh, and my body - chixdiggit!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I heart Lizbeth Salander more than Huey Lewis, but not as much as
Mel Brooks reading Dr Suess.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet connection (frightful, I know)
OKCupid users who actually wrote that the Earth is bigger than the
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Self-improvement. I like to learn and have various interests from
art to this old house! I did call myself ADHD guy, so ask me if
that's your problem or worry. "Environmental hygiene" - the removal
of distractions - instrumental music, the setting, are all
important for overcoming ADHD and actually getting some work done.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Truthfully, unless somone punches my dance card, I prefer home. I
love to relax with cooking, watching a film/HBO series, sit back
and relax contemplating okcupid - er, wine, I meant a good glass of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate GRAY hair and even GREY hair! I have seen my older friends
suffer from the heartbreak of hair color. Where does the pigment
go? Why does the body repair itself, but stop sending color to hair
Also, I play videogames. I am a Call of Duty player and file sharer
- long live torrents! There I said it. Also, I do not mind being
alone, it's a good contrast to my public persona of being a social
butterfly who does research and public speaking.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You never say "CALI", or "cellie", or "selfie". That's baby talk
for a dumbed down nation. I look stronger than the photo I posted.
I look much better with dry hair. I am one of the few who don't
mind copious emails. I am a looking for a special someone to be a
friend and lover. I don't need to date just to be with somebody -
yes, I know people like this. Yous should NOT message if you have
killer pit bull. Like the taliban god-drunk women-bashers ready to
amputate your limbs to prove their stinking dead god is great, pit
bulls like Salafis are not to be trusted.
Who are you looking for?
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