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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 10
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't let the screen name fool you. I'm the archetypal bad boy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It took me 29 years to finally find my calling...I just want to dance.
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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If they aren't too distracted by the carrot shaped growth protruding out the side of my neck, they definitely notice the dozens of dirty words and phrases I have tattooed all over my face and body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Crime & Punishment, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, Lonesome Dove, The Lord of the Rings, The Fountainhead, The Power of One, Freakonomics, Devil in the White City, In Cold Blood, Kitchen Confidential, Breakfast of Champions.

Movies: The Lives of Others, Fargo, Edward Scissorhands, City of God, Dr. Strangelove, Castaway on the Moon, Children of Men, Exit Through the Gift Shop, The Shawshank Redemption, Ninja Scroll, Oldboy, Ratatouille, 2001; A Space Odyssey, The Bridge on the River Kwai.

Shows: The Wire, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Mad Men, Party Down, Louie, Ken Burns: Jazz, Nova, Frontline, America's Test Kitchen.

Music: Big Joe Turner, The Ramones, David Bowie, Smokey Robinson, Dr. John, Miles Davis, Count Basie, Queen, Bob Dylan, Townes Van Zant, Bob Wills, The Kinks, The Sonics, Elmore James, Magic Sam, Charlie Parker, Nina Simone, Desmond Dekker, Gram Parsons, Roy Orbison, Simon & Garfunkel, The Beatles, The Misfits, The Meters, Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings, Lee Dorsey, The Black Keys, Art Blakey & The Jazz Messangers.

Food: Crawfish, arugula, sushi, buerre blanc, crab cakes, oysters on the half shell, gumbo, corned beef, beets, pho, fried green tomatoes, hamburgers, brie, barbecue, olives, al pastor, plantains, sag paneer, etoufee, thai curry, gelato, barbacoa, crab, ham, ceviche, dim sum, pizza, chèvre, chicken fried steak, collard greens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being."

-Carl Jung
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Say my Name by Destiny's it!