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AGreenUmbrella

32 Oslo, Norway Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 3
Orientation
Heteroflexible, Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Norwegian (Okay), Russian, Latin

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In an open relationship with Men-schen-feind,
heteroflexible,
looking for new friends and nice people,
and up for casual (kinky) stuff.

I avoid loud noise.

Anti-speciecist,
atheist,
explicit consensualist,
socialist,
vegan.

Living in Oslo and planning on staying here,
learning Norwegian (looking for a språk-tandem tysk/norsk),
inhabiting a tiny studio,
enjoying the sauna (in the summer, too).

Preoccupied with research,
doing long hours at the office,
swimming & working out frequently,
contemplating life,
indulging in silence.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a researcher
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bathing with Lush Bath Bombs ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My haircut and colourful dresses? My colours don't always match ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like vegan food,
don't read fiction,
but enjoy browsing sex-positive, educational blogs and comics,
mostly listen to digital electronic music.
I'm a passionate video/computer gamer (currently: Borderlands)!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to wash my face with,
Skin care,
Tomatoes,
Sauna,
The Sea,
Socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to live a minimalistic life,
my research and related stuff,
philosophy of science & philology,
ethics & non-violent communication,
sexuality and interpersonal relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either in my office working on something or in my studio.
I would like to spend more time outside, go hiking, skiing and explore the greater Oslo area, however, I don't like to "go out".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not own a green umbrella ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to! It's as simple as that :)

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You have an Xbox or PS you are willing to let me play with. A gaming PC will also do the trick.

You know a decent coffee place (kafé) in the city that might also serve vegane kaker, kjeks eller brød.

You're patient enough to help me practice my norsk. :)

You're interested in sharing experiences and/or discussing non-monogamous open relationships as a 30+ person.