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AHeartWithTeeth

34 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the kind of girl your mother warned you about. I am a Fat Proud, Foul-Mouthed, Working Class Dirtbag, Slutty, ex-Burlesque Dancer, Occasional Model, Academic, Feminist, Weirdo, Writer, Unapologetic Candy Eater, Cat Lover, Sexy, Queer, Over-Educated, Frequently Naked, Bad Speller, Always Evolving Human.

I am not skinny, quiet, socially acceptable in all situations, tea-totalling, a clean freak, or always friendly.

I am complicated, medicated, messy, loyal, occasionally rowdy, good at Scrabble, and make a mean chocolate chip cookie.

I hate mornings, daylight, spiders, crowds, strangers touching me, and not being able to get the last of the ice-cream out of the carton.

I love cats, animals, reading, baking, action movies, board games, bees, fancy underwear, and writing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a big weirdo mostly. And serving as warm, breathing furniture for my kitty cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking whiskey, dancing, writing, blogging, Tumblr, collecting weird shit, hording books, wasting time on the internet, pondering what I am doing with my life, petting cats, kissing, dressing up, dressing down, listening to loud obnoxious music, getting tattooed, and sleeping (that's where I'm a viking!).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
well, beyond the two rather large... um... *ahem*... endowments that always catch peoples attention first... people frequently comment on my long hair, my unusual mode of dress, my intimidating demeanor, and the fact that I should be smiling (if you tell me to smile, I will punch you in the nose).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Lover by Marguerite Duras, Alpha Omega by Max Childers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, The Bell Jar by Silvia Plath, Rumblefish by S.E. Hinton, The Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite, Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Feinberg, Perfume by Patrick Siskind, Dream Boy by Jim Grimsley, Trumpet by Jackie Kay.

Comic Books: The Boys, Preacher, Punisher, Wet Moon, Shadoweyes, Locke and Key, Scott Pilgrim, Transmetropolitan, Bitchy Bitch, Hothead Paisan, Tank Girl.

Movies: (I'm a movie junkie so lots), anything Tarantino, Desperado, The Avengers, Iron Man, Machete, Dirty Dancing, the Muppet Movie, Connie and Carla, Kill Bill, Boondock Saints, Alien, Drive, Lost Highway, Practical Magic, Terminator, Predator, Highlander, Toxic Avenger, Evil Dead, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, cartoons of many sorts, silly action movies, Kinky Boots, Hellboy, Batman, and so on and so forth (seriously I watch a lot of movies, going to the theater is one of my favorite outings).

TV Shows: Hannibal (I'm vaguely obsessed with this show right now), Dexter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vampire Diaries, the Muppets, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Queer as Folk, the L Word, Arrow, True Detective, American Horror Story.

Music genres: Industrial, metal (a good portion of my misbegotten youth was spent at metal shows), electronic, hard-dub, alternative country, dark folk, rock and/or roll, weird pop, punk, doom metal, etc.

Presently listening to a lot of: Nero, Zomboy, Low, Father John Misty, Lord Huron, Milo Greene, Emika.

Food: Definitely a carnivore. And I like candy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cats, a good bra, poetry, chocolate, books and my vibrator.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
social justice, education, cats, cute animals, writing, demonology, music, dancing, sexy adventures, feminism, baking, books, and my imaginary friend. His name is Clive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either buried in papers to grade, trying to work on something, writing, out dancing and drinking (and ogling sexy people), seeing a movie, or hiding under the covers in my pillow fort. It really depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing silly songs in weird voices when no one is around.
You should message me if
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you like to read, like movies, live some form of alternative lifestyle, are queer-positive, body-positive, fat-positive (but not in a creepy way), like tattoos, loud music, and long hair, like animals, are nice to homeless people, and enjoy drinking beers in the shower.