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26 M San Francisco, CA

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  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My goal is happiness, and now my lifestyle is a sort of moderate hedonism. I like my job, and I spend my free time wandering around SF, playing games, and sometimes drinking too much.

My Myers-Briggs is ENFP. I agree with it as a result of confirmation bias. The part where I plan nothing and operate on whim is mostly true. I am getting it under control.

I love traveling. Sri Lanka is my favorite country to visit so far.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm coding, and it's alright.

But seriously, I plan to come into power at some point. There will be alcohol and dancing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-thanking Based God
The first things people usually notice about me
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Awesome graphic tshirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Brave New World,
Lord of The Rings,
Into The Wild,
East of Eden,
Ender's Game,
A Song of Ice and Fire,
Stranger in a Strange Land,
The Einstein Papers,
Anything by Dave Barry,
Anything by Asimov,
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
The only book that has made me lose my composure is Night.
Currently reading: Infinite Jest

Empire of the Sun,
The Game,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Star Wars IV-VI,
Lord of the Rings,
Captain's Courageous,
The Dark Knight,
The Life Aquatic,
Hayao Miyazaki films,
Disney classics,
Ghost in the Shell,
Full Metal Jacket,
The Graduate,
Rain Man,
Harold & Maude,
The Great Dictator

Arrested Development,
The Simpsons,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
The Sarah Silverman Program,
Game of Thrones,
Venture Brothers,
Top Gear,
historical series like John Adams

All kinds of stuff, love the 80s, love EDM, love classical.

Food: Anything really, but Round Table Pizza is a crime against humanity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kindle
San Francisco
Boont Ale
Little Star
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Buying a dictionary with google \ˈgü-gəl\ as an entry.

Okay, so in quidditch if you catch the snitch you get 150 points. If you throw the quaffle through a hoop you get 10 points. Did J.K Rowling or whichever ghost writer decide that since most sports' scoring systems are fucking weird and arbitrary (see tennis) that their wizard sport's should be too? WHY NOT 15 POINTS AND 1 POINT! The scoring machine used in the films has a one's place and it looked just as worn as the ten's and hundred's place. What the crap is that?
Did they figure out the 15 to 1 ratio via stats or something? I don't hear anything about math at Hogwarts. It is total bullshit that wizards must rely on the public school systems to teach their kids grammar and arithmetic, and then never pay taxes. Do wizards pay taxes to muggle governments and their own? RIDDLE ME THIS ROWLING!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully having inebriated conversations with interesting people.

Maybe reading Grey's Anatomy at The Page.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time."

I wish this wasn't somewhat accurate.
You should message me if
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You want to live!

"the boo box"

not the boo box."