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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:39pm
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I want to be happy. That's the easy part to figure out. The Dalai Lama has said finding what makes happiness is the difficult task, and I agree. It's still a mystery I am working on solving.

As a result my policy is to try all sorts of things and say yes to everything within reason. If you asked me to go globe trotting and drop everything for a month, I'd probably say yes (provided I trusted you and enjoyed your company).

I'm not into mysticism, but if you like it that's fine as long as it doesn't hurt you. Flagellation: not cool.

I think you can only really learn about someone by spending a lot of time with them (duh), but I've tried to put my personality onto this profile.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a video game company I love. It's an awesome job.

I live in the city and try to take advantage of it as much as possible. My only gripe is that I can't have a dog or parking spot but with rents like these I wouldn't waste the great 4 year old lease I have now.

My current fitness goal is Bane, but without the mask.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-ridiculous conversations
-getting lost on purpose
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Currently my beautiful mane, I'm growing out my hair. I can't really explain why but I like it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Infinite Jest,
A Brave New World,
Into The Wild,
East of Eden,
Ender's Game,
A Song of Ice and Fire,
Stranger in a Strange Land,
Anything by Dave Barry,
Anything by Asimov,
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
Lord of The Rings,
Tenth of December,
Non fiction
Currently reading: Melmoth the Wanderer

Empire of the Sun,
The Game,
Mad Max Fury Road (holy crap!),
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Star Wars IV-VI,
Lord of the Rings,
Captain's Courageous,
The Dark Knight,
The Life Aquatic,
Hayao Miyazaki films,
Disney classics,
Ghost in the Shell,
Full Metal Jacket,
The Graduate,
Rain Man,
Harold & Maude,
The Great Dictator

Arrested Development,
Rick and Morty,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
The Sarah Silverman Program,
Game of Thrones,
Venture Brothers,
Star Trek,
Marco Polo,
Orange is the New Black,
The Wire,
historical series like John Adams

All kinds of stuff, love the 80s, love EDM, love classical. Cat Stevens is my favorite artist. My spotify is a complete mishmash.

Food: Anything really, but Round Table Pizza is a crime against humanity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kindle
San Francisco
Boont Ale
Crisp sheets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ridiculous things. I like to think about weird questions super logically.

Okay, so in quidditch if you catch the snitch you get 150 points. If you throw the quaffle through a hoop you get 10 points. Did J.K Rowling or whichever ghost writer decide that since most sports' scoring systems are fucking weird and arbitrary (see tennis) that their wizard sport's should be too? WHY NOT 15 POINTS AND 1 POINT! The scoring machine used in the films has a one's place and it looked just as worn as the ten's and hundred's place. What the crap is that?
Did they figure out the 15 to 1 ratio via stats or something? I don't hear anything about math at Hogwarts. It is total bullshit that wizards must rely on the public school systems to teach their kids grammar and arithmetic, and then never pay taxes. Do wizards pay taxes to muggle governments and their own? RIDDLE ME THIS ROWLING!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully having inebriated conversations with interesting people.

Maybe reading Grey's Anatomy at The Page.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time."

I wish this wasn't a somewhat accurate description of my college experience, but I studied mathematics and I think I got a lot out of it.
You should message me if
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You want to live!

I am not looking for someone to follow an archetypal life plan with. I don't want to marry, buy a house, have children, work 40 years, retire, and then die thinking "what just happened I was 20 a minute ago", even if that's what my grandmother tells me is right.

What I do want to do is find someone great; then do all that other stuff and more with them only if it makes sense and will be fun.