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TheCromulentOne

28 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Confessed music addict and lover of pretentious discussions over cocktails. I love the live music scene in Austin and tend to buy way more albums than I can realistically listen to. I'm always looking for another topic to learn about. There's too much interesting things in life to just coast.

Staying active is important to me. I'll usually work out 3-4 times a week. Weights, frisbee, sweaty yoga at Black Swan, jogging, kayaking are my usuals.
What I’m doing with my life
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Moved to Austin three years ago after graduating from A&M. Working as a mechanical engineer for a tech company designing industrial computing equipment (exciting! I know). As to what I'm doing with my life, well that's a pretty existential question.
I’m really good at
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Quoting old Simpsons episodes, random facts and trivia, NBA Jam, Saying witty things, Mistakenly thinking I said something witty
The first things people usually notice about me
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My very sarcastic sense of humor. (Usually toned down around people I don't know well). It tends to veer in odd directions.

If I'm being serious, there's a good chance I'm over explaining some cool (in my mind) history, science, or politics fact/theory. That's just the engineer in me taking over and there's no helping it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I tend towards comedies (Big Lebowski, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Naked Gun, Hot Fuzz). For serious stuff I go for films on the dark side or with generous amounts of mindfuckery (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fargo, Dark City). And of course, The Princess Bride (since I can quote just about the entire movie)

Books: My kindle and I have a deep and abiding relationship. Please don't try and come between us. Some of my favorites are The Magic Mountain, The Master and Margarita, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Catch 22, Fathers and Sons (I'll stop here before this list gets absurdly long) Guilty pleasure: cheesy fantasy books.

Music: My tastes run pretty diverse. Some of my favs in rock (Spoon, The National), hip hop (Outkast, Run the Jewels), pop (Charli XCX, Chvrches), classical (Mahler, Prokofiev), electronic (Tim Hecker, Burial), jazz (Mingus, Monk), New Zealand based folk parody duos (Flight of the Concords). Right now I've got D'Angelo's new album on endless repeat.

Food: everything... I usually hone in on the menu item with the craziest sounding ingredients. If I skip over a dish I haven't had before, I could be missing my new favorite food. Can't take that risk.

TV: Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Archer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Piano (I mostly play classical. Trying to get better at pop and rock)
-Jackie Chan movies (especially the Hong Kong ones with bad overdubs)
-Aggie football (all that maroon koolaid I drank back in school had its effect)
-Scotch (neat and peaty as hell)
-Tacos (Do yourself a favor and check out Taco More. Amazing!)
-Live music
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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90% of my ethical beliefs are from Animaniacs Wheel of Morality
You should message me if
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-You're looking for someone to check out all the live music in Austin
-You're a Beatrice looking for her Bendick
-You're a Liza Minnelli looking for her Buster Bluth
-You'd like to bullshit with me on pretty much any topic
-You'd like to discuss who Jon Snow's real parents are

You should not message me if
-You dislike Calvin and Hobbes (seriously, if you hate Calvin, are you really even human?)