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28 Glens Falls, NY Man


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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:37pm
Straight, Sapiosexual
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Warning: There's a bit of reading ahead. Probably too much. Profiles ought to be descriptive though. They give onlookers a sense of who you are.

My life's situation has changed a little. I am currently being paid to get a Bachelors in Business Administration (my first one is in Theater). For the first time in my life, I have time and money at the same time. Well, sort of. More so than at any other point in my life. I love it, and it's so much easier this time around. I'm organized, motivated, confident, and ambitious. I know what I'm doing. As it turns out, I managed to get 7 A's out of the 9 classes I've taken so far. Guess who's got brains and brawn (well some, anyway).

I think having an actual sense of humor and being able to laugh at funny things are important in leading a healthy and interesting life. I'm not much of a joke teller, but I am good at getting giggles out of people. Situational humor is more my style, and if that fails I even have the ability to make fun of myself. Now with that being said, if you're someone who can't even laugh at a silly non-offensive joke (but most good jokes have to offend someone out there) please stay away from me. You make life even more sad than it ever ought to be. Okay, you can come near me if you have to, just don't listen to things I say or watch things that I do.

You probably couldn't tell by my appearance, but I absolutely looooove food. I like trying new and different things, and I especially like ethnic foods. Picky eaters bug me because they seriously haven't the slightest idea as to what they're missing out on. The sheer variety of flavors, textures, and combinations thereof out there is amazing. I also greatly enjoy cooking. Most of what I've made has turned out pretty good to quite excellent. But I've had my screw-ups as well. I burned spaghetti one time and thank God no one in my family knows. It's bad enough that I'm a disgrace to my Italian heritage for burning pasta. If they found out, I'd get disowned too. I've done a little baking too. My most recent foray into that realm was making almond cookies from scratch. I managed to kinda crispify them and still got high regards from my guinea pi, I mean friends. And I don't have the kinds of friends that would placate me; they tell me when my food is bad.

I'm a relatively active person, and I exercise 4-6 times a week. I was in a car accident in 2012 (a tree fell on top of my car while I was driving), and while recovering I was given a choice. I could use medical devices and take pain pills for the rest of my life, or I could strengthen my body. It wasn't much of a choice. Now, I'm probably in the best shape I've ever been in, and I plan to continue in this direction.
What I’m doing with my life
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Woohoo! I'm back in School! It is so much easier this time around. I'm much more motivated, I already know what I'm doing, etc. I had to stick with a crap job for two years to get this opportunity, and it was entirely worth it.

I've recently thrown myself into filming. Here's a short that was done for a combat choreography competition:

The effects aren't completely finished on it, but it's what we got done before the deadline. The project was a blast to film. However, the blooper reel is where the real magic happens.

After I get the degree, things are still up in the air. I may start my own business. We shall see.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting people to laugh and generally raising morale. I've been told that people feel better just being around me. Not even trying to boast or brag. Of course, I'm terrible at doing this when I'm down too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height I would imagine. On a good day, my wit and charm? That I'm quite a kidder.

People always tell me that I have really nice eyes. So of course in all of my profile photos they're obscured in some way. I'll have to fix that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There's WAY more in each category then what I have listed. It's rather difficult to get it all down.

Books: The Lord of the Rings, most anything out of Forgotten Realms (I have over 100 of them), Hunger Games, Ender's Game, Leviathan, Dresden Files series, Codex Alera series, RPG books ... I own about a thousand books, with a large variety of authors, genres, and subject matter. It's hard to have favorites. I just love to read.

Movies: Star Wars (OT), The Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games, Alien, The Duelists, Jurassic Park, Hook, Jumanji, the first TMNT film, most any Superhero film, Braveheart, Gone with the Wind, .. too many good movies have been made over the years.

Shows: Big Bang Theory, Firefly, NCIS, Doctor Who, House, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Archer, The Venture Bros, House of Cards, Mythbusters, and many more.

Music: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, AC/DC, Def Leppard, Boston, Billy Joel, Queen, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, KISS, ELO, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, Genesis, Twisted Sister, Poison, REM, CCR, Pink Floyd, Bruce Springsteen, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Bad Company, Bon Jovi, Lynard Skynard, Styx, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Jethro Tull, Steve Miller Band, Johnny Cash, Robert Palmer, Guns N Roses, Elton John, Foreigner, Steely Dan, The Scorpians, The Cars, The Doors, ZZ Top, The Who, James Brown, ... I think you get the idea

Food: All of it - Especially fruit - especially berries
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Lots and lots of books
Tasty, delicious, wonderful foods
My family ... well, I could do without some of them ...
My friends - Even if we don't get to see each other as often as we like
Art/creativity - It adds so much to life
My faith - No, I do not subscribe to the frightening forms of Christianity
Bonus #7 - The majority of my organs in a generally intact state and still attached to me. This is a double-edged sword in that there are a few organs that can just kill you any time they damn well please.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just about Everything - when I say it, I actually mean it.
A lot of my thinking is about how to help the general state of humanity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'M FREE AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! (I worked in a manufacturing plant for 2 years on 2nd shift. I pretty much never had a Friday night off for two years.)

AJ does whatever he wants to on all of the nights! He can now be with friends, watch movies, play games of all sorts, eat at both decent and indecent hours, and run naked through the streets. Alright, I don't actually do that, but I could if I wanted to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Pffft, look through the questions I've answered. I don't know any of you. Why did I admit to so many things? I have included explanations along with many answers. You might find yourself better informed or even amused after reading them.
You should message me if
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If you dare to!

Especially if I've already written to you, as it is the polite thing to do.