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27 M Saint Charles, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:56am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I buy books, albums and movies in physical form. I keep them in piles around my bedroom because they've outgrown all my shelves.

I make little hashmarks whenever I write the number 7, because I like the way it looks.

I own a pair of ski goggles and I wear them regularly at home. It's my literal thinking cap.

I have never outgrown the taste of Kraft macaroni.

I've seen every episode of Home Improvement at least seven times, and I'm only the slightest bit ashamed.

I can recite every state, capital, president and best picture Oscar winner from memory. I can almost name the nations of the world, but I keep getting hung up on the South Pacific island nations.

I am an INFJ on the Myers Briggs test. Take from that what you will.

I write a lot. I wield a pen the way most chefs wield a knife. (That is, metaphorically. In a literal sense, it's hard to write that way.) I love being a writer, and I'm always looking for the next great idea to explore.

Thor Heyerdahl, Charles Addams and Joel Hodgson are my personal heroes.

I own framed posters of Starry Night, Golconda, and Kramer.

I think people who eat pizzas at movie theaters are terrible people.

I carry a blue notebook with me to organize my thoughts, map out future plotlines and log writing exercises.

If I could go anywhere on the planet, it would be Easter Island.

I own a set of pens that only work 5% of the time, but I keep them around because they look nice.

I hate the Summer. It's hot, it's humid, my allergies drive me nuts, and there are bugs everywhere. Fall and Winter are where it's at. (I also single-handedly campaign to capitalize the names of the seasons, because they really should be proper nouns.)

I know the rules to somewhere around 50 different board games.

All this is me, and much, much more. My flaws and my charms are one and the same. This is me, and this is who I am. The question, dear Alice, is how far down the rabbit hole you wish to go.
I’m really good at
I can jot down 1000 words on any topic without breaking a sweat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current Top Twenties:

Writers: Dave Barry, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, J.D. Salinger, Daniel Clowes, David Sedaris, Bill Bryson, Raymond Chandler, Neil Gaiman, Tennessee Williams, Sarah Ruhl, Charles Bukowski, Geoff Johns, Franz Kafka, Anton Chekhov, Dylan Thomas, Douglas Adams, Voltaire, Allen Ginsberg, Dashiell Hammett

Movies: Clerks, Jurassic Park, American Beauty, The Graduate, Forrest Gump, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Manchurian Candidate, Apollo 13, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Back to the Future, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, Spirited Away, Ghostbusters, The Blues Brothers, Run Lola Run, Band of Outsiders, Psycho

Bands: Barenaked Ladies, REM, They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads, Arcade Fire, Oingo Boingo, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Florence & The Machine, Counting Crows, Fountains of Wayne, Great Big Sea, The Who, Hole, Cake, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, The Pogues, The Offspring, Hootie & The Blowfish, Devo
The six things I could never do without
My MP3 Player
Social Media
Streaming Sites
Creative Outlets
Offbeat Cinema
I spend a lot of time thinking about
At what point on the path to adulthood do we abandon our childhood delights? Are they burned on a pyre, or are they saved for reclamation at a later date?

Were all those alternative bands from the 90s actually as great as I recall, or am I just ridiculously nostalgic?

Could a fleet of vikings could take down a posse of cowboys?

Why do I have such a strange fascination with TV commercials, yet accept a strong cultural jamming persona?

Does internet fame count as fame?

...And at any given moment, I'm imagining a scenario regarding cryptids, mythology, legends, and/or folklore.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working, I like to meet up with some friends. I alternate between quiet nights in and fun nights out. Depends what we're up for. In the summer, I like to catch Reel Late at the Tivoli.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me about my zombie plan. It involves heavy machinery and constant travel. It doubles as a robot apocalypse plan.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooong jacket.