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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 6
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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While I normally have no issue with people and things and places (and all other categories in 20 Questions), I believe there's a real chance I might exist in a Daniel Clowes work. I'm struggling between being a part of this big, crazy, interconnected modern world, and giving it all the finger by living in a converted shipping container isolated somewhere in the woods. I'm stuck between being the person I want to be, the person I am, and an idealized form that can't actually exist. But then again, I guess everybody is. I'll just settle for not contributing to society's downward spiral.

For the sake of transparency, let's just add a few more elements to this list of reasons you've probably stopped reading my profile because who really reads multiple blocky paragraphs on a dating site? I can't make a phone call without going over it in my head thirteen times, and even then I stumble over thirty percent of everything that comes out my mouth. I labor over every faux pas for years. I've never been in a relationship longer than three months because I can't fucking deal with the fact that somebody might actually want to voluntarily spend time with me, and I panic I'm not good enough for them.

I keep people at an arms length because I don't trust myself. I don't understand what people see in me, and what's more, I don't really understand what I see in other people. If I keep things light and noncommittal, it removes any pressure. I know I can up and leave at any point with no loss. I use humor and shallowness as defense mechanisms. And I'm always on defense. I don't really know why.

But I'm not entirely a lost cause; I have my good points as well. I like foreign, arthouse and classic film. I can quote any episode of The Simpsons first ten seasons. I know all about craft and microbrew beers. I'm well versed in the Marvel universe and the works of Joss Whedon. I can lead a lengthy discussion on dadaism, absurdism and associated concepts. And while this may be only sporadically useful, I'm one hell of a ringer at pub quiz events.

Really, I'm just looking for another person. Somebody who doesn't believe in bullshit and nonsense. Somebody who lives deliberately and drinks life from the fountain. Somebody who brings out my better qualities while forgiving the negative ones. And if you can rock a pair of Doc Martens while doing so, all the better.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'll tell you the same thing I tell my my father every Thanksgiving: I don't know, quit asking, and pass the stuffing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whether or not I am on fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current Top Twenties:

Writers: Dave Barry, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, J.D. Salinger, Daniel Clowes, David Sedaris, Bill Bryson, Raymond Chandler, Neil Gaiman, Tennessee Williams, Sarah Ruhl, Charles Bukowski, Geoff Johns, Franz Kafka, Anton Chekhov, Agatha Christie, Douglas Adams, David Mitchell, Allen Ginsberg, Dashiell Hammett

Movies: Clerks, Jurassic Park, American Beauty, The Graduate, Forrest Gump, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Manchurian Candidate, Apollo 13, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Back to the Future, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, Spirited Away, Ghostbusters, The Blues Brothers, Run Lola Run, Band of Outsiders, Psycho

Bands: Barenaked Ladies, REM, They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads, Arcade Fire, Oingo Boingo, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Florence & The Machine, Counting Crows, Fountains of Wayne, Great Big Sea, The Who, Hole, Cake, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, The Pogues, The Offspring, Hootie & The Blowfish, Devo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My MP3 Player
Social Media
Streaming Sites
Creative Outlets
Offbeat Cinema
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At what point on the path to adulthood do we abandon our childhood delights? Are they burned on a pyre, or are they saved for reclamation at a later date?

Were all those alternative bands from the 90s actually as great as I recall, or am I just ridiculously nostalgic?

Why do I have such a strange fascination with TV commercials, yet accept a strong cultural jamming persona?

Where do the ducks go in the Winter?

...And at any given moment, I'm imagining a scenario regarding cryptids, mythology, legends, and/or folklore.
You should message me if
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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooong jacket.