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25 Jackson, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:02pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. I am looking for someone that I could follow into the mists of Avalon or something in that nature, so to speak. Right now I'm working/freelance camera operator for a local TV station. I'm an avid gamer and film fanatic. Clint Eastwood is my obsession! (Not even Chuck Norris steps foot on his lawn). Referencing movies and quotes all the time. Especially a lot of Stepbrothers quotes. So let's grow old together. Then I can meet my end on the battlefield, only so that I may dine with Odin.

PS: I just trimmed off my long beard and now have a baby beard
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever happens I guess
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Domesticating raptors and fuckin riding them
Vidiya games
Shooting down helicopters with tanks.
Blowing shit up!
Quoting movies
Other random stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda crazy like Begbie from trainspotting

I also have this weird little laugh after I talk sometimes, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Watching Netflix is my life so I watch a lot of shows and films. Eastwood's films are in my top (especially the westerns cause I love a good western film!) along with the Marvel films. A good favorite film has got to be Flash Gordon!(I was in love with it before it resurfaced in the movie Ted.) Samurai movies are really awesome especially the older actual Japanese ones like The 7 Samurai. Really love Labyrinth. Tombstone is one of the best ever too (Val Kilmer killed that shit!) The Wind that Shakes the Barley, Really loved The Way Back. Trust me, I like too many films to sit here and post them cause I've already listed more than one as my favorite haha.

TV: Adventure Time, Regular Show, and Bravest Warriors are the shit. More fav tv shows are Vikings, Battlestar Galactica, Psych, Turn, Impractical Jokers, Super Jail, Space Dandy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Legend of the Seeker, Parks and Recreation, Luther, Doctor Who and a lot of British shows on Netflix. One of the best shows that should've made it far that I rewatch every once and a while is FIREFLY!

Books: I can't read :(

Music: I pretty much like any rock. Classic rock or 90's alternative are my top I guess. Here's some ex: Stone Temple Pilots, Alice Cooper, Skid Row, Dio, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Avenged Sevenfold, Pearl Jam, Rush, Collective Soul, Queen, Def Leppard, Yes, Guess Who, Rolling Stones, Mad Season, Jethro Tull, Moody Blues, The Doors, Cream, Eric Claptin, Peter Frampton, Billy Squire, Neil Young, David Bowie, Bob Seger, ELO and a shit ton more. Not really a fan of rap and country. Safety Dance is probably like one of the best songs evar! I'm the kinda person who'd throw on highway star as soon as I hit the highway, but for real is it weird I like certain songs for when I'm burning rubber?

Food: Milk Steak and lots of chicken alfredo, I'm talking lots! Also Mexican food cause it's perfect.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix, Jesus on a dinosaur, Code Red Mountain Dew, Wicket, Music, and Westerns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I want a stormtrooper suit cause I'd wear it everyday for the rest of my life!

Space, the final frontier

Will I live long enough to see some sort of FTL space travel

Why I have so many Star Wars shirts. I am beginning to think I have a problem.

How there probably isn't anyone out there for me because of the fun and weird person that I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing some video games or hanging out with friends trying to find ghouls.

Watching The Good The Bad and The Ugly for the millionth time!

Or nothing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

I actually have not been in a relationship which is bad I guess. I don't know, rather be honest about it.
You should message me if
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You want to play some vidiya games. Computer or console, I play them all!

If you're fancied by Clint Eastwood

If you want to be weird and have fun cause I'm really fucking weird

Don't be afraid to message me cause I'm nice so I'll usually talk to anyone, usually hehe. Trust me I'm self certified awesome! You have until the sands run up!

Warriors come out to plaaaayay. Warriors come out to PLAAAAAY. WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAAAYAAAAY!