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AKAMrAlias

27 Tokyo, Japan Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A bit arty, a bit science-y, not in any way New Age or spiritual. Big on rationality.

Massive introvert.

Considerate to the point at which it's detrimental to my own happiness (but that's not a reason not to be).

Dry and quirky taste in humour, wet and functional taste in showers.

Sometimes I wear a coat.

Studied English and Philosophy at uni and occasionally motivate myself to do a bit of writing of my own. Looking to go back to Uni in a few years and do at least a masters.

Like to keep in reasonably good shape but not ridiculously good shape (I FUCKING LOVE CAKE).

I'm looking to meet people in and around Tokyo. I'm interested in both dating and friendships so if you like the sound of me please do say hi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching English.
Trying to learn what Japanese I can (the sidebar on my profile didn't give me the option to choose 'very poorly').
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The floor is lava. If you don't know what that is you were never a child.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a bit of a lisp. Or my kidneys. I have well FIT kidneys.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok so I think I have to deploy the obligatory 'these are just a few and are always changing' disclaimer.

Books:
Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
Mrs Dalloway - Virginia Woolf (if her writing was a woman, I'd get with it)
Notes From Underground - Fyodor Dostoevsky (comes close to being perfect)
Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro
The Unbearable Lightness of Being - Milan Kundera
Enduring Love - Ian McEwan

Also lots of philosophy and popular science.

Movies:
Oldboy
Amelie
Pi
Kill List
Scarface
Hudsucker Proxy
American History X
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (It's almost like a Romantic Comedy except it's good)

Shows:
Oz, The Sopranos, The Wire, Deadwood (could list most HBO stuff really)
Breaking Bad, Brasseye, South Park, Peep Show, League Of Gentlemen, Armando Iannucci Shows

Music:
Ahhh, probably the hardest one to list, we all want to seem so ecclectic dont we?
Big passion for the more alternative side of hip-hop (eg Aesop Rock, Sage Francis) and the intelligent side of electronic music (yep, lots of bleeps and blips for me).
I like my melancholic folky/indie stuff too (think Sufjan Stevens or The National). Grew up on rock and metal though, so thats in the mix as well.

If you describe your taste in music as 'ohhhh anything with a good beat' then I am a bit annoyed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Curry, my gran (bless her), adding little asides to every other sentence inside a set of parentheses (see), two more things may be added if and when.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not wasps get headaches, I really hope they do.

Human rights, feminism, secularism, antitheism, language.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday nights so I will instead interpret this as On a typical night off I am:

Eratically jolting about in a nightclub in a self concious manner or chilling with friends and generally saying very silly things. If I can't be bothered with other people, sitting in my bedroom with the lights off listening to music or sitting in my bedroom with the lights on reading a book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how to appreciate a comfortable silence (yes, I am an introvert).
You value honesty and intellectual integrity over happiness.
You dislike Jeremy Clarkson.

DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU DON'T READ BOOKS.

I'm not into time wasters and unfortunately there seem to be lots on sites like this. Those of you who go 'I respond to every message out of politeness', that's just misleading, why do it? If I message you and you aren't interested just don't message back. Simple.