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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 25
White, Other
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 8" (2.03m)
Body Type
Average build
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I just moved to Denver from San Francisco. Huge difference.

I am a drinker with a writing problem. If you want to talk about how much the human race fucking sucks, I'm your guy. If you want to burn this mother fucker to the ground, message me now.

My name is Michael, but people call me Kocher. I'm a combination of everyone you hate, and everything you love. I've been told I have an addicting personality. It's true. If you suck, I'll tell you. If you're cool, I'll tell you. I like to do things in inappropriate places at inappropriate times for inappropriate duration with inappropriate girls. People who talk shit make me laugh. I make me laugh. I'm 6'8. That's tall. I like to cause trouble. I might be an adult Eddie Haskell.

I am fantastic, cocky, and unpredictable.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My chocolate lab is my best friend in the world.

I snowboard in the winter and surf in the summer. I hang out in dive bars and libraries. I meet interesting people in homeless shelters and in high end lounges. I find things out about everyone that I love and I'm glad I know. I fall into love too easily and I fall out of love too hard. I'm a good listener and a fantastic storyteller. I hate to hate but I will burn you if you hurt those I love.

I have many tattoos, 5 of which are literary. Yes, I read. Yes, books with words and not pictures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am good at most things I try. I'm a good writer with a unique voice, or so my editor says. I'm good at drinking too much and writing too little. I am good at controlling my temper.

I am not good at watching men hurt women. I will always get involved. I am not good at ignoring people crying and I'm empathetic to a fault. I try to be a good person but I'm probably not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall. Again I said it. It means all anyone notices about me is my height. People stare? It cracks me up.

However, when they get up close it's my eyes. I have amazing eyes(cocky, remember) and I use them to do bad things to bad girls. I've been told that I have sad eyes. I've been told I have old eyes. I just hope they keep seeing all the beauty the world has to offer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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We Approach Our Martinis With Such High Expectations. It's a surfing book, it's a philosophy book, it's a photography book, but, most importantly, it's the book that changed my life. There is so much that can be pulled from this book, no matter how many times you read it. The stories are inspiring, the photos are intriguing, the philosophy is invigorating and the way it changes your life is orgasmic.

I listen to a lot of bad music. But that's fine, because people who judge based on musical taste deserve to be judged based on sucking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Digital Camera.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly about whatever book I'm reading and what death will be like. I think a lot about how to improve myself even if I don't follow through. I think about my friends and family.

Mostly though I think about my dog and how much he makes me laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking too much, talking too loud, dancing too crazily, and getting thrown out of bars. What are you doing? Shall we do it together?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't trust anyone, but I want to. I am afraid of being abandoned. I push people away. Don't let me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like my assholish, but secretly sweet vibe.

You don't mind that it takes me a while to respond and that I don't fit in here at all.

Secret tip: Don't include anything along the lines of "I know you won't write back" or anything similar. My biggest pet peeve, romantic or platonic, is lack of confidence.