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AK_20005

24 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a genuinely sarcastic law school student. I went to undergrad in DC, fell in love with the city, and stuck around for law school. I've been in DC for 6 years and I am constantly surprised by how much it has changed. Every week or so I try to take my camera and walk around DC taking pictures and listening to music that I recently downloaded.

I love to cook. My favorite dishes to make are sesame seared tuna and honey mustard pretzel chicken.

If I could do anything right now I would go skiing somewhere out west (Jackson Hole, Big Sky, Snowmass, Alta, Snowbird, Steamboat). I would kill to go skiing in Europe. I also love to play tennis and travel. I'm always looking for a tennis partner, so if you play let me know. Last year I was in Cuba, which was incredibly eye opening and changed the way I look at U.S.-Cuban relations.

When I go out I always try to mix it up. I don't like doing the same thing over and over again. Whenever possible I will go to new bars, clubs, restaurants, or areas that I've never been to before.
What I’m doing with my life
I started law school in september and i'm trying to get used to this regimented schedule of sleep deprivation and over-caffeination. I'm really interested in pursuing a career in environmental and energy litigation.
I’m really good at
1. Getting lost. I still use GPS when I'm back home in NY.
2. Finding new bars, restaurants, coffee shops.
3. Listening
4. Being personable
5. Traveling
6. Giving massages
7. Sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
Growing up I was always told that I looked like Macaulay Culkin. I was once genuinely mistaken for him at 3am, and I gave the guy my autograph as Macaulay Culkin. Recently I've been told I look like Zach Roerig. Not exactly sure who he is but I'd rather look like a random celebrity than a strung out child actor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: The Atlantic, NYT, The New Yorker, Vice, Man's Search for Meaning, The Pillars of the Earth, World Without End, Catcher in the Rye, Razor's Edge.

Music: Billy Joel, Goldroom, Flight Facilities, Purity Ring, Bondax, Flume, Kanye, Coldplay, RAC, The Magician, Gigamesh, Florence and the Machine, Bastille, AlunaGeorge, Amtrac, Mausi, Disclosure, Vance Joy, Daft Punk, Lorde, The Beach Boys, Foxygen, Banks, Paul Otten, Sam Smith, Wet, John Newman, Autre Ne Veut, Ella Eyre, Rudimental Lemaitre, Dan Croll, Arctic Monkeys, Alabama Shakes, Ry x, Ben Howard, Wardell, Hippie Sabotage, Bipolar Sunshine, Made In Heights, St. Lucia, Kygo, Flxxds, The Strokes, Son Lux, Chet Faker, Twin Shadow, Tom Misch, Glass Animals, Hozier, ZHU. I read music blogs religiously so my taste in music changes constantly. I'm always up for getting recommendations, and I love giving music recommendations too.

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Let the Right One In, Scent of a Woman, Amelie, Thank You for Smoking, Looper, The Pianist, Casino Royale, Cabin in the Woods, Reservoir Dogs, Inside Man, American Beauty, American Psycho, The Sessions, Memento, Se7en, Crash, Argo, In Bruges, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Man on Wire, The Intouchables, Oldboy (the original, not the spike lee version), I Saw the Devil, 21 Jump Street, District 9, Midnight in Paris, When Harry Met Sally, Superbad, In The Loop, Gravity, Short Term 12, all Quentin Tarantino movies.

TV Shows: Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, SVU, Jeopardy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, 30 Rock, House of Cards, Community (excluding season 4), True Detective.

Food: There is no food I wont try. Whenever possible I try to eat something new. The strangest thing I've eaten recently is antelope.
The six things I could never do without
Music/my headphones
Friends/family
Strong coffee
Good food
A good dark and stormy, hefeweizen, or tequila
Exercising
Hyperbole
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What circle of hell people who stand on the left side of escalators belong in, and why Dante didn't include them in the Divine Comedy.

If Anthony Weiner was in his early 20's, would he use Tinder or Snapchat?

How many middle-aged men bought a rowing machine after watching Kevin Spacey in House of Cards?

What bars and restaurants I want to eventually open.

Why listening to music seems to help me solve most problems.

What country I want to visit next (Brazil).

How many more years I can drink 10 cups of coffee a day without getting an ulcer

Human psychology

Why do dentists try to talk to me when their hands are in my mouth?

And, more importantly, how do dentists can understand my grunts and shrugs when their hands are in my mouth?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually bar hopping, hopefully doing something atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tattoo on my right shoulder blade.

I also don't like Nutella. Every time I've told someone I don't like Nutella they look at me as if i'm a leper, so i guess it's for the best that I admitted it online.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you have a celebrity doppelgänger
-you are intrigued by anything on here
-you have been to Brazil or have skied in Europe and want to tell me about it (so I could live vicariously through you)