Good! We're on the same page—as you were.
So, you're curious about the complex multiplicity of my personality? I've been accused of being a gregarious personality as I don't find it difficult to strike up a conversation with those around me. One thing you'll learn about me: you couldn't embarrass me if you tried. I approach most situations with a smile and think it's important to look for the best in people. I am open-minded and enjoy intelligent conversation. My interests and hobbies are vast and varied, as I'm a life-long learner. If you're curious about my interests and hobbies, check out my photos and feel free to inquire with the message button. If you're into drama, you won't find it here. I'm well-read, cultured, politely sarcastic, silly (when I'm comfortable around you), energetic, fitness-conscious, ambitious, happy, and fascinated by everything in the world around me.
I'm looking for a kind, intelligent, attractive, outgoing girl who is grounded, can laugh at the small unexpected things that life brings, and can have fun in any situation. Basically, the kind of girl that gets excited to find a curly fry in an order of regular fries. Points will be awarded for being a bit of a nerd. Enjoying staying active and healthy is a must. A genuine, friendly smile won't hurt your chances either.
You'll get all this and more:
— Very sincere head-nodding during conversation.
— Shoulder to lean on during movies. Watch the hands, mister!
— Great with parents: lots of "Yes, Sirs" and "Ma'ams".
— Spontaneous weekend adventure ideas: "Alex, why are we at this yard sale? Um, I don't know, because it's awesome and we just drank way too many Bloody Marys during brunch! Look at this crazy thing! Okay, let's go home, make a sofa fort, and nap."
— Back massages on the daily. Voted Raleigh's best 3 years running!
— The correct usage of their, there, and they're during text conversations. A dream come true?
— Daily feed of funny pictures and videos from the internet.
— Endless optimism and encouragement.
— Feeling safe and protected.
— Thumbs ups, high-fives, and smiles.
+ Much more
But, you'll also have to deal with:
— I have a terribly tough time refilling the Brita water filter and this can get really annoying when returning from the gym.
— Enduring some bad Netflix movie selections. Seriously, who made these films?!
— You may have a tough time discerning between my English, Irish, Australian and Indian accents. (Actually, I'll guarantee it.)
— Some clever, and not so clever, puns. "If I ever send you a huge pile of snow, I hope you get my drift." =^_^=
— I'm easily excited when I find something new that interests me. Like a proud kindergartner, I'll want to show and tell.
— Being offered bizarre culinary curiosities.
— Countless misadventures.
If you are boring, unintelligent, take yourself too seriously or have a chip on your shoulder, don't message me.*
*If you are very attractive, I can look past these major personality flaws.**
**Apply sarcasm liberally.